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companies are delusional if they think consumers don't notice shrinkflation. less food in the package, less medicine in the jar, less whatever in the wherever, it doesn't matter where and it's almost always noticeable. like i just finished one box of medicine and we opened another allegedly identical one that we just bought and lo and behold, the four middle medicine segments were gone from the package. they took out four pills from the same sized box and sold it at the same price without any indication on the box other than the small number in the corner. ridiculous

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doesn't have enough sense to come in out of the rain

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did anyone ever tell the Backstreet Boys why

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Reblog this to give the person you reblogged from a heart shaped cookie

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having an evening crisis and it's too early to be just sleeping it off 😔 am i just supposed to sit here and work through it or something. that sounds awful.

#biting . #they speak!

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#me to prev . on so many occasions. sorry #i said i was going to send you a photo of that canyon i went to back in like. 2018. #and never did. and probably still won't. even though it haunts me. <3. #this didn't need to be shared i'm just in a mood. one of those ones u get at 2am. u kno. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH #(ty for still loving me though 😔😭)

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Watching my toddler figure out how to language is fascinating. Yesterday we were stumped when he kept insisting there was a “Lego winner” behind his bookshelf - it turned out to be a little Lego trophy cup. Not knowing the word for “trophy”, he’d extrapolated a word for “thing you can win”. And then, just now, he held up his empty milk container and said, “Mummy? It’s not rubbish. It’s allowed to be a bottle.” - meaning, effectively, “I want this. Don’t throw it away.” But to an adult ear, there’s something quite lovely about “it’s allowed to be a bottle,” as if we’re acknowledging that the object is entitled to keep its title even in the absence of the original function.

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this image just tickles me in a certain way like... not 'as hard as i can' but as soon.. he is too busy to laugh right now and he doesnt know when he will be available but he'll try to squeeze it in

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According to a recent report published by the Aargauer Zeitung (h/t Golem.de), around three million smart toothbrushes have been infected by hackers and enslaved into botnets.

The most cyberpunk thing on your dash today.

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this too shall pass

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The default length of pasta is designed to fit on a supermarket shelf, not to be the best length for cooking/eating.

Feel free to break it to any length you want (don't let the Italians know I said this)

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you ever just sit and realise u can’t remember 80% of your childhood? like … what happened? who am i ..?

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Streets of Toronto

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the right hairstyle for your face is the one that makes you smile when you see yourself in the mirror btw.