cryingobsidiankin

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I hate the design of minecraft villagers

they're huge-nosed, money hungry, ugly, primitive, golem-making explicitely-non-human humanoids. unless of course they're the evil dark-magic practicing main villains of the universe (who are also huge-nosed ugly non-human humanoids). And people still deny how antisemetic the designs are, despite the fact that Villagers were designed by Notch, also known as Markus "Q is legit. Don't trust the media" Persson.

So! I decided to fixit.

I could just make them humans, but I'd prefer keeping to canon and having players be the only humans. So, let's make them anthro animals like Piglins!

I think sheep is the best animal, as they can be docile symbols of peace like Villagers, or aggressive headbutting gremlins like Illagers. The lore of villagers and illagers shown in MC Legends is basically that they both blindly worship humans, right? Might as well make them literal sheeple!

(Yeah, turns out it's ridiculously easy to make a resource pack that replaces models.)

Introducing: Lamblets & Ramlets!

The two species differentiated by the Ramlets having horns, while the Lamblets do not. However, that might not always be enough to differentiate them at a glance. Not as easily as you can with the vanilla beige vs gray skin. Therefore, there's four versions of the pack, to suit your preference of what type of balance you want between gameplay and variety.

Simplicity The most similar to vanilla - Lamblets have beige skin and white wool, while Ramlets have gray skin and dark gray wool.

Variety Lamblets have beige skin and Ramlets have gray skin. Both have one of 6 random wool colors - white, gray, dark gray, black, brown, and rarely, pink.

Diversity Lamblets have random wool and one of 4 random skin tones - beige, white, gray, and black. Ramlets have random wool, but always gray skin.

Canonicity Both Lamblets and Ramlets have both random skin and random wool.

You can find Lamblets & Ramlets on Modrinth!

REQUIRES EITHER OPTIFINE OR ENTITY MODEL FEATURES AND ENTITY TEXTURE FEATURES !!!

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Run this command.

/give @p acacia_sign{BlockEntityTag:{back_text:{messages:['{"text":" ","font":"illageralt"}','{"text":" ","font":"illageralt"}','{"text":" ","font":"illageralt"}','{"text":" ","font":"illageralt"}']},front_text:{messages:['{"text":" ","font":"illageralt"}','{"text":" ","font":"illageralt"}','{"text":" ","font":"illageralt"}','{"text":" ","font":"illageralt"}']}}} 1

Place the sign.

Right click on the sign.

Write your message.

Hit done.

#extremelt scared of the amount of sub-brackets

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HERMITBLR REPLY/REBLOG THIS POST WITH YOUR HERMITCRAFT CHAT SCREENSHOTS!!! I WANT ALL OF THEM!!!! YOU HAVE TO DO IT!!!!

#mcyt #WHAT #anyways hermits swearing compilation when #i will not be counting videos from like 10 years ago

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I’m beyond ecstatic to reveal my contribution to the Hermitcraft TCG, the Collector’s Edition card for TinFoilChef! I’m honoured to have been trusted to create such a meaningful illustration.

The Collector’s Edition cards go on sale in July 1st. All profit from the sale of this card will be sent to TFC’s family. ❤️❤️❤️

#WEH.... mcyt

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i made a texture pack that replaces ghast sounds with cats snoring and yelling into microphones

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they should update minecraft so netherite helmets have cat ears (that let you hear creeper footsteps specifically more clearly with unique sounds) and netherite pants come with a little netherite tail. netherite boots would leave little paw print footstep particles for a short time and netherite chestplate would come with glove gauntlets that have claws and allow you to climb up certain blocks like wood and soulsoil/soulsand. The changelog would say “tweaked netherite armor slightly” and nothing else.

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Group 4 Round 1: Crying Obsidian VS Stripped Spruce Wood

#come thru lads

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BLOCK-OFF MASTERPOST

Lets figure out what the best minecraft block is! 64 competitors, 1 survivor! Links below the cut.

Original Submisison Post

Seeding Brackets: FINISHED

Sorted by Group: Group 1 Polls Group 2 Polls Group 3 Polls - Not Yet Available Group 4 Polls - Not Yet Available Group 5 Polls - Not Yet Available Group 6 Polls - Not Yet Available Group 7 Polls - Not Yet Available Group 8 Polls - Not Yet Available

Sorted by Round: Round 1 Polls Round 2 Polls - Not Yet Available Round 3 Polls - Not Yet Available Quarter-Finals - Not Yet Available Semi-Finals - Not Yet Available Finals - Not Yet Available

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BLOCK-OFF: Seeding Poll #3

#flutters my eyelashes #anyways go vote on all 8 polls!

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slime rancher stimboard

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#:WHAR:

[cryingobsidiankin]

The baddest of boys!! Wow I sure hope nothing bad happens to them

#slams fists on desk #mcyt #life series

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i haven't seen this clip floating around here yet, incidentally, so, in the same episode as "why etho is afraid of cleo", may i present: cleo being entirely unafraid of any of doc's threats. as she should be.

#hee hoo #mcyt

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This person made a whole abandoned city in minecraft - Link

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Found a skeleton spawner and not one. Not two. BUT THREE SPIDER SPAWNERS all in one mineshaft really close.

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Minecraft buggy pile :]

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Every Block Board #202 - OBEY Sign

featured in the trendy update. the “OBEY” texture would be revealed to players who worn the reality vision goggles.

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