crunchymayo

[crunchymayo]

i don't know man, i just wish that we could [suddenly realising i'm coming dangerously close to expressing a real and earnest thought instead of filtering everything through several layers of intangible running bits] blow up the entire world. or something.

[crunchymayo]

[crunchymayo]

I hate work I should be at the (remembers I don't want to go to the club) the imagination

[crunchymayo]

dreams are insaaaane. every night theres a chance ill experience some sort of delight or horror that has the chance to color the entire next day. and it doesnt even require a monthly subscription

[crunchymayo]

semiaquatic secret agent

#art

[crunchymayo]

i always say my least favorite thing in the world is making phone calls but actually my least favorite thing in the world is when you make a phone call but then need to wait for a call back that doesn't have a set time or even day, so you spend the next god-knows-how-many-days anxious as fuck because the threat of a phone call that could happen at any second is looming over you

#anyway that’s where i am right now🥴 #op

[crunchymayo]

The way you change your immediate reactions to things is that you catch yourself having an uncharitable/bigoted/overly judgmental thought and you catch it and replace it and then you do that a hundred times a day for your whole life and eventually one day like five years later you realize that you think differently now and you’ll always be working on something but that’s how life goes and that’s fine.

[crunchymayo]

a journey of pain, growth and persistence

#art

[crunchymayo]

kill the shift manager in your brain

[crunchymayo]

i must not stir the pot. stirring the pot is the notifications-killer. participation in the discourse is the little-death that brings total activity obliteration. i will face the bad opinions on the internet. i will permit them to pass over me and through me. and when they have gone past, i will turn the block button onto their source. where the discourse has come from there will be nothing. only i will remain.

[crunchymayo]

They should pay me to sort objects by color and shape and size all day I'd be good at it I'd be so fucking good at it

[crunchymayo]

People have repeatedly asked me why I’m so scared of driving and quite frankly I think I hold a normal amount of fear towards driving. I think most people could stand to be a little more scared of driving tbh

[crunchymayo]

they need to invent drinking that's good for you and a way to fuck music

[crunchymayo]

the idea of public restrooms as "women's spaces" continues to confound me. you know who I hope is in a public bathroom when I go in?? no one. I would prefer no one else be in the bathroom. and if someone else is in the bathroom I am going to ignore them as much as possible. I did not go into the bathroom to connect with other women. I went into the bathroom to piss and/or shit. it's a toilet's space, not a women's space. shut the fuck up and let trans people piss and shit in peace. let's all continue to avoid eye contact with each other and any and all interaction in the toilet's space.

[crunchymayo]

i fucking LOVE reblogs. reblog if you love reblogging shit

[crunchymayo]

i'm not brave enough to recommend the piece of media that i recently watched that made me insane to anyone cause if someone i cared about said something to me like "it was fine" or god forbid "i didn't like it" about the thing that made its way into my blood stream rearranged all my bones and turned me inside out i'd fucking disintegrate and i'm not in the mood to permanently alter any of my relationships that way anyway.

#i'd rather eat glass #op

[crunchymayo]

I keep listening to music but it's not enough