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Ah yes. Me. My boyfriend. And his 4am zoomies.

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puppy!!! (grown man)

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please :3 (@thotthumb)

build-a-blurb ask meme

reblog and let your followers send in one or multiple emojis from each category for you to write a blurb about.

i want you to write a blurb about two characters...

👄 sharing their first kiss

💔 breaking up

💦 sleeping together for the first time

😬 confessing their feelings

🩹 tending to each other's wounds

🗣 having an argument

👋 meeting for the first time

or maybe i'd rather have you write about...

💍 an engagement

💀 saying goodbye to a dying lover

🙅‍♀️ stopping a lover from sacrificing themselves

👼🏼 revealing a pregnancy

🔪 knife against the throat

⚠️ a love triangle with a character making their final choice

🚪 showing up at the other's door, begging for comfort

please include this dynamic...

☁️ enemies to lovers

🍯 friends to lovers

🧸 exes with feelings

✨ friends with benefits

☕ reluctant allies

🤎 royal x commoner

🍦 lovers to enemies

with a little bit of...

📆 office romance

👀 forced proximity

🤮 fake dating

🔥 slow burn

💘 love at first sight

😭 unrequited love

🛏 only one bed

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I love that if something bad happens to house he has this look of “guess I’ll just fucking die”

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hungry.

you have to stop biting the hand that feeds you. go for the neck

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reid running like his gun weighs more than him

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hi guys

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spencer reid + contamination ocd

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Katsuki gets a text at 3am while on patrol.

Came too hard now I miss you.

With a picture attached of a beautiful woman with her legs apart and leaking pussy spread open by her fingers with manicured nails and it's enough to make him palm his now aching cock.

Any boyfriend would be happy to get this nude from their girlfriend.

The only issue is Bakugou Katsuki doesn't have a girlfriend.

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take a jacket just in case

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it's them

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death note if it was a slasher lol... smile, L

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me reading straight up pornography: hmm… this one just doesn’t have enough accurate character psychoanalysis to get me off

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one of the craziest things you can say to someone is for sure “yeah you ruined my marriage but your bf (best friend) was the best dick i’ve ever had and i got to fuck him and you didn’t. anyways, wanna buy a house?” and yet that wasn’t even in the top ten craziest lines in the show

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do you guys think house would read hilson fanfiction and then critique the authors on it. because I do

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The double standard 🤮

Also when israeki diaper force snipes 4 year old, media says "accidentally a stray bullet found its way into a 3-4 year old young lady"

I just wait for the day when israel has to pay for everything it has done. We will never forgive, we will never forget.