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If you ever think they wont cheat they will

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Non slip work shoes are the most humbling things to shop for 😭

#the only job I could find post grad was panda express lmao

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Here’s my partner and Is baby tho

I graduated college, my childhood cat passed, and I moved out of my parents house

#caster the spellmaster

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I graduated college, my childhood cat passed, and I moved out of my parents house

#how yall doin

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I’m not even surprised that I’ve never had Covid because my emotional support water bottle was chewed up by my dog and I didn’t even know so I drank dog spit probably and then I haven’t even washed it in a year. I washed it for the first time a week ago

#this is me exposing myself #don’t worry I finally washed it with boiling water and soap #no one knows about this except you who is reading it right now #I am also vaccinated and have boosters against Covid so don’t think this is some anti-Covid bullshit get vaccinated bitch

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Once again confirming, at college, the only thing I have truly learned is do not trust people 👍🏼

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Shout out to the nurse at the student health center that wrote that I was 5’3 on my chart. I appreciate it but no you just didnt ask me to take my shoes off

#my shoes add 3 inches apparently #you know the student health center is janky when they don’t even measure your height they just guess

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Day I lost count of feeding the crows

They reject my advances

#i live on a college campus they might be suspicious

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Worst part about medium distance relationships is that you can hangout on holidays and it falls on a school day :(

#all my professors know me by name too so its not like I can skip lol

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I just realized I might be the golden retriever in the relationship. Anytime my partner says someone at work sucks me: ok we hate them >:(

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it’s ok bro u can objectify me a lil bit...i sorta like it bro

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meowing at you meowing at you i remembered you exist so now i am, as you might have guessed already, meowing at you. and meowing at you meowing at you some more. meowing at you. and meowing at you again. for good measure. purring and meowing and purring as well. and meowing! meowing at you, specifically. did i mention that i am, currently, meowing at you? meowing at you. meowing at you. and also purring. at you. meowing at you meowing at you. meow

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I’ll never be her again but I can be someone better

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I wish I could watch EEAAO for the first time again because I was SOBBING but I was also holding myself back cause the couple that was sitting next to me were mad staring

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I’ve decided I will feed my local crows and I will document it here cause idk what else to do lmao

#crow time crow time

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#this dog reminds me of my roommate

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insanely important thrift store find