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here's another edit, this time with my favorite old man

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WYLLVEMBER DAY 16: minthara

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can't believe there are still people out here in the year 2023 that genuinely think aang should have killed ozai

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baldur's gate 3 + the internet (2/?)

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*screams uncontrolably*

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This is such a funny L for Astarion like please help me lesbian lute player you’re my only hope

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Should’ve went for the wizard instead

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Should they be at the club? - Baldur's Gate Edition

Wyll: Wyll likes drinking and set a record for endurance dancing in his teens. He had to give up having teenage fun way too early. Not only should he be at the club, but he's having a great time.

Astarion: Does not enjoy the club as much as he pretends to. He shouldn't be at the club. He should be gossiping at his local sewing circle. Did you hear what Maureen's husband did? The scandal!

Shadowheart: She should be at the club.

Lae'zel: She's terrifying at the club. She should be there.

Karlach: Not only should she be at the club, but it's everything she deserves. I'm offering her a ticket to the club on bended knee.

Gale: He has bad knees, a bad back, and can't talk over the music. He's at his local wine tasting instead.

Halsin: He should not be at the club. He is at his local community centre.

Minthara: See Lae'zel.

Jaheira: Don't be ageist. She should be at the club.

Minsc and Boo: They are at the club and it was Boo's idea.

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dragon age dashboard simulator

🏙️ thechampginon Follow

literally DNI if you think shipping the champion with their REAL LIFE friends is okay. i can't believe i have to explain this to people. RPF destroys lives.

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"RPF is fine." - Varric Tethras

🏕️ meribella Follow

op is mad because i said hawke and seneschal bran fucked btw

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I want to go to Ferelden.

I will spell couleur as colour and work on a farm. I would spend all night in The Pearl while drinking ale with my mates. I'll have cheese every day that's worth 1 silver. I would go to war and die. I am also more likely to meet bandits, The Hero of Ferelden and The Queen.

I wish I was Fereldan. :(

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sick and fucking tired of mutuals putting this on the dash. yeah haha funny joke. fereldan stereotypes are so fucking harmful and irritating, you realise cheese is actually one of our major exports? that op is joking about working on a farm, a hard and painful line of work, whole being orlesian nobility? if someone made a post like this about kirkwall i know people would be shitting and crying lmfao

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Fereldan.

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Need to get dicked down again :-/

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This was his last post before blowing up the chantry btw. getting dicked down in your honour tonight king 🫡

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what no dick does to a mage

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Heritage post.

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🌌 elfroot Follow

She dark on my spawn till i hurlock

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i hurlock on her taint til she enters my deep roads

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situationship with the girl in my alienage going really bad everyone like it's literally over for me 👍🏻

#can we get another blight soon or something i cant do this anymore

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What the fuck happened to this poll .

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⚔️ sickoelf Follow

i think i hauve the blight

#thought about the cycles of violence in hard in hightown again #varric tethras when i GET YOU

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True story

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something even funnier about astarion torturing petras to find out where cazador is hiding and being like batman voice WHERE IS HE. TELL ME. when like. he's literally where u left him. have u checked the huge gothic mansion where he lives? Cazador Is In His House

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Silly has earned the medal as my favourite npc

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#mrs lovett's meat pie

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I just love the way you draw wyll, literally my whole heart <3

Thank youuu! here have a wyll sketchie as a treat 🤲

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shoutout to my beautiful beautiful wife ibuprofen i love her very much

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