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Montgomery Clift & Shelley Winters in A PLACE IN THE SUN (1951)         — dir. George Stevens

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Excuse me babygirl I am trying to work

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When I was getting my associates degree I took a course on human sexuality. It was really fascinating and wonderful. One of our assignments was to write about the first time we ever masturbated which was very uncomfortable and silly at the same time.

Mine was extremely boring because there’s nothing exciting about a five year old realizing that climbing the fire pole feels really good.

I told a coworker at the time about the assignment and she laughed and told me about her daughter. They had these really old dining room chairs with carved legs. The chairs had smooth wood bulbs going up them that the kid loved to rub on.

Her mom didn’t want to dissuade her or make her ashamed but she also needed to establish that masturbation should always be private. So she talked to her daughter and explained that she could do that but must do it in her room alone.

The result of which was that everyone was aware the girl was going to masturbate when she dragged the chair into her room to be alone with it.

My friends was my favorite though, because his discovery was in stages. He liked it when his penis would get hard as a kid because it meant he could grab it and pretend to be flying a helicopter. His aha moment was when this happened once in the shower and the grabbing plus soap made him realize something else might be going on.

That was funny on its own, but nothing could match when in the most betrayed tone he said, “It was so much more fun then, before stuff came out at the end.”

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about to say something mean but i feel like every "male-specific" issue is something that also happens to women its just that a lot of you dont seem to see women as people

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god i love coming home and being at home and sitting inside my home and staying home

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writers and artists will go "this isn't good enough." my brother in christ, you're creating something new out of nothing and expressing yourself creatively. your productivity and unrealistic standards of perfection do not define you or the worth of your art. you're doing great.

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No more Good Omens art? :(((

Aw nonny what makes you think that? I've made like 80 (or so) GO pieces in the last year lol am just trying out new things, exploring other stuff i like :') GO is still very special to me and i will come back to it. but as an artist, you wanna learn and grow and experiment i think ❤️

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Life is all about being really scared and wasting your youth

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You’ll never find someone like me. That’s a promise.

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-“I think we’re good..” (my friend serena requested steve and danny taking a selfie ;u;)

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4 days without any updates. You okay over there?

nope 

i die

send help 

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idk when this progress shot is from lol

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