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when I see something dated 2019 I think “oh that’s not too long ago” and then I remember that 2019 was not only five years ago but those five years have somehow contained several lifetimes
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Helen of Troy (detail) c. 1867. by Frederick Sandys
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gonna start making snopes-style responses to urban legends about tumblr
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My latest cartoon for New Scientist
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⸻ 8/? of mel mondays ft. her paints
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Goth girls love trains
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i must not stir the pot. stirring the pot is the notifications-killer. participation in the discourse is the little-death that brings total activity obliteration. i will face the bad opinions on the internet. i will permit them to pass over me and through me. and when they have gone past, i will turn the block button onto their source. where the discourse has come from there will be nothing. only i will remain.
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Uh Oh, The One Other Guy Having The Same Problem As You Got Zero Replies To His Post On Reddit That He Made 5 Years Ago
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FUN FACT: GPS has an official logo
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and it's this terrible MMORPG badge sort of thing.
(It says "NAVSTAR GPS" because the original name was Navstar GPS. It might still technically be so, although Wikipedia thinks it has been renamed to just the Global Positioning System)
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had to write another letter of complaint to my local newspaper today because they referenced "my immortal" in an article but misspelled it as "maya mortal". we all must do our part to keep ancient history alive
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has anybody seen my pet piece of paper. his name is walter he is very fragile but very adventurous. i should never have left the window open in my tenth story apartment
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just saw a single piece of paper drift past 50 feet in the air over buildings like a beautiful white bird
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wouldn’t it be funny if mary magdalene was like i hang out with dudes because it’s less drama and then all that happened
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