crookedcryptid

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i love you polyamorous relationships, open relationships, friends with benefits/friends that have sex with each other, queerplatonic relationships, friendships that have some weird queer element to it, relationship anarchy, staying single and i love anything that doesn't match what society considers "normal"

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some of the brightest minds of our generation post on tumblr during work hours

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WHAT IS GOING ON AT CROSSROADS 8 OH MY GOD?

#bro???? #ngl slightly nauseated that he spoke aloud the words ao3 and therefore is familiar with it on a specific level #but also. every FUCKING time I think this show has no more insanity to give. something Happens

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that being said i do think jensen ackles is gay in a way that matters and warrants discourteous speculation

#yeah I’ll rb that

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“you should be at the club” i should be by the sea. i should be in the mountains. i should be awestruck and rendered speechless by the majesty of the natural world. if you even care

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I'm killing that man

#found it

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the cw’s homophobia is the limitation in which innovative art is created you stupid cunt

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Under no circumstances do you have to hand it to jensen ackles

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I don’t care but I hope enough people get mad at him for saying fag that he has to come out as bisexual again as damage control

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“we need to see castiel again.” this statement we can’t possibly refute. “misha collins should be employed.” no i don’t think that’s true.

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maybe hot take maybe embarrassingly cold take but if misha collins was an actor on any other show making the jokes he does he would be rightly cancelled as homophobic but bc jensen ackles and jared padalecki and the writers on the show itself set a tone for the fandom that casual homophobia is not only acceptable but funny and cool, misha collins is seen as a somewhat bumbling ally with nothing but the best intentions.

#I somehow missed that he said that and like… literally what could have warranted that. like why did he somehow manage to slip that in there

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the cw is homophobic sure. misha collins, who gets on stage 100 times per day to make gay jokes and say slurs. well hes an ally no doubt.

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Every time I see a duck I think to myself that I want to pick up that duck. There is a sort of quality of the duck that makes it feel like the act of picking up the duck would somehow be analogous to those strange videos where people use knives to cleanly cut through multilayered cakes. There would be a sort of accumulative act even without taking permanent possession of the duck. It would rather be more like pulling the lever on some ancient machine which makes a counter increase by one. The duck is the lever. I hope my meaning is clear to you all?

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Last question of the day was 911 related.

Buck just came out as bi on TV and had his first kiss with a boy on TV if spn was on a different network would Dean and Cas actually be bi together

Misha's reply was yes Cas would be Balls Deep in Dean.

Fabulous question.

#appreciate him but also what kind of mental illness does he have. genujnely

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where’s the killing that man post when u need it

#misha collins

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streets are saying that Misha stood on a convention stage today and said "If the CW hadn’t been so homophobic, Dean and Cas would’ve been balls deep for sure.”

now I know Misha’s said many noteworthy and occasionally unhinged things on stages in his time and he phrased this in the most chaotic manner possible

but I'm just here to say that I think what's noteworthy here is him explicitly calling The CW — the network itself — the homophobic obstacle to destiel

it IS a Big Deal because overall the censorship really just isn’t talked about, as we all know

but finally, there it is

#???????

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many fortuitous years of basking in the poly marriage bi wife energy shroud of ambiguous sexuality has resulted in misha collins unable to resist the sweet sweet call of making rpf jokes about himself and his male costar

#what happened now.