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If I was dying on my knees  You would be the one to rescue me  And if you were drowned at sea  I’d give you my lungs so you could breathe

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Untamed Valentines 😁

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The Untamed - Episode 42

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honestly jgy is so funny because by guanyin temple he‘s tried to kill all the sect leaders minus lxc and is laughing maniacally and threatening people’s lives and going on long dramatic villain monologues... but then it starts raining while all his hostages are outside and he’s like. oh! you’re all getting wet! let’s go inside i wouldn’t want you to catch colds :) and like wow. considerate king i guess

#mdzs #jgy #the consumate host

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The Untamed + r/AmITheAsshole, part 1/?

#mdzs #omg im dying

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#jiang cheng #oh god #my heart

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can the "unclean" in "unclean realm" also mean literally unclean as in "needs a good mopping"? only because ever since it first appeared, I've been picturing a running joke among Nie family servants about being deeply offended by their name of their home. "UNCLEAN realm? just cleaned this realm. could eat off the floors of this realm. like to see your pier be as clean as this realm." things like that.

“just cleaned this realm” “could eat off the floors of this realm” hi anon I’m CACKLING and as far as I’m concerned this is CANON

#I mean #I'd be irate too #mdzs #unclean realm

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lan sizhui smiles ♡〜٩(^▿^)۶〜♡ | smiles series

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Ahhhhhh I adore this fic so much. Highly recommend!

In a moment of true genius, Wei Wuxian hires acquaintance Nie Huaisang to come to family dinners as Jiang Wanyin’s pretend boyfriend - THAT should get their parents off his brother’s back about marrying and having kids, right? (Not that he actually runs the plan past his brother ahead of time, because consequences are for other people to think about.)

Now Jiang Wanyin and Nie Huaisang are on Team Convince Everyone We’re Dating, which would honestly be quite easy (turns out they make a great team!) if things like actual developing feelings didn’t start to get in the way.

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In Chapter 32: Interruptions, two times Wanyin's workout was interrupted by a phone call, and one time it wasn't.

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anonymous asked: donghua yunmeng brothers or cql yunmeng brothers? twin jades or yunmeng brothers?

As long as the two of us are alive in the world, we’ll meet sooner or later.

#oh my heart #the untamed #CQL

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from this post

when ur boyfriends are super conflict-averse and bad at expressing their anger and u just…….. cannot relate. 

LOOK. XICHEN IS TRYING TO BE SUPPORTIVE AND LEARN HOW TO TALK ABOUT BEING ANGRY SO THAT A-YAO FEELS LIKE HE CAN TALK ABOUT IT TOO. HE’S TRYING. (and at least JGY is… being honest?)

mingjue obviously is just there like “…………..are you guys okay”

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“ No matter which clan you choose to offend, you shouldn’t offend the Jiang clan, and no matter which person you choose to offend, you shouldn’t offend Jiang Cheng”

#jiang cheng #ilusm king

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no matter which clan you choose to offend, you shouldn’t offend the Jiang clan - no matter which person you choose to offend, you shouldn’t offend Jiang Cheng.

#jiang cheng #holy wow

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jiang cheng smiles :)

#jiang cheng #oh my heart #my heart is exploding

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me, a fanfic writer: *touches my new fav character’s face* *whispers* I’m gonna get you laid

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wishing you & yours a warm, safe & happy holiday season!

sending love & hugs to y'all! 💖 Ali