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THE SHIP WARS ROUND THREE

#yall better not let narumitsu lose...... #other polls

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SUBMISSION RULES

ok everyone!! i'm opening submissions for the 2024 old hag tournament!! here is the [link]

some ground rules:

No real people!

The character has to appear visually like their real age!

No Men!! This is about Hags!!

Both live action & animation is fine.

You can submit mulitple characters, i will let the popular vote decide who makes it on the bracket.

may the oldest hag win!!!

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Round 1, Side B - Aragorn (Lord of the Rings/The Tolkien Legendarium) vs. Roronoa Zoro (One Piece)

Propaganda:

Aragorn (Lord of the Rings/The Tolkien Legendarium)

Aragorn’s character serves as one of the more immediate progenitors of the Paladin as we understand them, along with rangers as well. For perhaps the most beloved fantasy of the modern era, he brings me of the traits we associate with paladins, being a passionate errant force for good wielding a blade of fire and light against the forces of darkness. Beyond that, he’s by all accounts a moral, charismatic stand out character in a great work full of them, but perhaps most importantly, though he is the king, he is not someone who demands attention as the hero of the story, but is kind and considerate as well as brave in his actions. Lord of the Rings as a work is the source of much of the fantasy tropes and character concepts we still use today, but as much as we like to tweak or subvert them, the classic remains a classic for a reason. I submit Aragorn for the Paladin Tournament.

Roronoa Zoro (One Piece)

He’s fiercely loyal to the people he loves, and there’s an oath he made with his childhood best friend that he is very determined to fulfill or die trying. Other things about him: he’s a feminist, he’s extremely petty, he’s a 19 year old alcoholic, he’s suicidal, hes gonna be the worlds greatest swordsman with three swords up his ass, hes literally just some guy, hes the one piece equivalent of tony hawk. hes even gay

Zoro's Oath, to never lose again, and promise to his childhood friend Kuina and his captain Monkey D. Luffy to become the World's Greatest Swordsman. He wields not one, not two, but Three Swords! That thrice more than what a traditional paladin would carry! He has showed religious simbology in his attacks, despite not actually praying to any God per se. Is mostly Buddhist things, likely because the author thinks it looks cool (he is correct). Zoro has a paladin-like aura that intimidates his enemies. Dude shows up not in shining armor, but covered in blood. And yeah, it's mostly HIS blood, but not for long. But the thing that can be seem most of a Paladin is in that he protects his crew, which on can see as a kingdom, the most loyal Knight to the future King of Pirates.

#ARAGORN DESTROY HIM!!!!! #other polls

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Round 1, Side B - Palafin (Pokémon) vs. Utena Tenjou (Revolutionary Girl Utena)

Propaganda:

Palafin (Pokémon)

His name is literally palafin! Paladin + fin! He’s a friend and hero to all pokemon :)

Utena Tenjou (Revolutionary Girl Utena)

Utena starts the show by trying to defend her friend's honor after her friend is publicly embarrassd. She continues the rest of the show by being a kind and friendly, if not hotheaded person, who is always trying to help others. Also shes got a nifty sword

#utena sweep RAAAAAAH #other polls

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Preliminary #2!

MAGICAL GIRL V. MAGICAL GIRL, FIGHT!

propaganda under the cut!

Pearl's propaganda:

“She knocked out a grown man”

“Canonically the strongest ace attorney character; can punch a grown man hard enough that he passes out and can run the same distance a train can go in several hours over night.”

“She has a VERY large forehead and big bug eyes”

“I believe she has the tenacity and willingness to commit violence to make it to the end”

Trucy's propaganda:

"“She is the quintessential weird little girl. She also has super observant eyes that can pick up any tell. She’s a master at magic and slight of hand and can be extremely ominous.”

“She has the guts, kindness and magic/law tricks to win.”

“Magic”

“She'll magic the competition away”

#IM SORRY PEARLY #trucy sweep #other polls

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Villain Song Showdown Bracket B Round 1

E.G.G.M.A.N (Sonic Adventure 2) - Villain: Dr. Eggman

No One But You (Galavant) - Villain: Madalena

#boosting this again bc eggman sweep #other polls

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please vote for maria!! maria was never destined to live if she hadn't been killed protecting shadow, she would've died young from being terminally ill. there was no saving her, even with all the scientific research and the creation of shadow as a literal cure and experiment into immortality, she died. and she died in such a profound way with little shadow could do that it haunted him and was a catalysis for sonic adventure 2 and the franchise as a whole!!

Doomed by the Narrative Thunder Dome

#other polls #as someone who is chronically ill shes just like me fr #i have many thoughts about maria bc we dont get much from her other than the little that is shown

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Villain Song Showdown Bracket H Round 1

Big and Loud (Cats Don't Dance) - Villain: Darla Dimple

Part 1 goes from the start of the video to 3:02. Then it goes into the reprise/part 2.

How Can I Refuse? Reprise (Barbie as the Princess and the Pauper) - Villain: Preminger

#easy how can i refuse win im ngl #other polls

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lupin 0 jumpscare

#deleted it but i just remembered theres a shadow with testosterone somewhere on this blog #idk if i tagged it #not cringefail loser poll

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Villain Song Showdown Bracket D Round 1

It Has To Be This Way (Metal Gear Rising Revengeance) - Villain: Senator Armstrong

The Torture Tango (Spies Are Forever) - Villain: The Deadliest Man Alive

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Villain Song Showdown Bracket G Round 1

U.N. Owen Was Her? (Touhou 6: Embodiment of Scarlet Devil) - Villain: Flandre Scarlet

I Want It All (High School Musical 3) - Villain: Sharpay Evans

#why do you all hate murderous little girls #VOTE FOR UN OWEN ?????? #other polls

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Villain Song Showdown Bracket F Round 1

Cell Block Tango (Chicago) - Villains: The Merry Murderesses of Cook County Jail

One Winged Angel (Final Fantasy VII) - Villain: Sephiroth

#sephiroth baby girl im so sorry they did you like this #pity voting for you #bc cell block tango is objectively the correct choice #other polls

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I THOUGHT WE LIKED KILLING U.S. POLITICIANS WHY IS IT HAS TO BE THIS WAY LOSING PLEASE??????

Villain Song Showdown Bracket D Round 1

It Has To Be This Way (Metal Gear Rising Revengeance) - Villain: Senator Armstrong

The Torture Tango (Spies Are Forever) - Villain: The Deadliest Man Alive

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Villain Song Showdown Bracket B Round 1

E.G.G.M.A.N (Sonic Adventure 2) - Villain: Dr. Eggman

No One But You (Galavant) - Villain: Madalena

#EGGMAN GET UP BRO????? #other polls

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Villain Song Showdown Bracket B Round 1

Nothing Left to Lose (Tangled the Series) - Villain: Cassandra

Who Will Know (Shin Godzilla) - Villain: Shin Godzilla

#GUYS LOOK LOOK AT THSI PMEADE #other polls

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Villain Song Showdown Bracket B Round 1

Nothing Left to Lose (Tangled the Series) - Villain: Cassandra

Who Will Know (Shin Godzilla) - Villain: Shin Godzilla

#GUYS PLEASE #WHO WILL KNOW PLEASE GOD #SHIN GODILLA I BEG #other polls

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Villain Song Showdown Bracket A Round 1

The Plagues (Prince of Egypt) - Villain: Ramses

The Imperial March (Star Wars) - Villain: Darth Vader

Mod comment: Have fun making this choice

#its the plagues #sorry vader but its the plagues #other polls