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women shoild only eat female animals and men should only eat male animals .

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one of the attorneys at work just walked into another one's office and I faintly heard him go "is that a SKELETON?"

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I was talking about Goosebumps with a friend tonight and found the greatest tagline for any work of horror ever

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gen z are like "we're bringing early 2000s back" ok then commit

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finally illustrated the dream i had months ago wherein some random fucking greek guy set up shop in my bathroom and started charging me to use my own fucking shower

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reverse military discount in which you're charged a certain percentage more for being in the military

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Katara could easily defeat Azula with bloodbending if she wasn't such a liberal -_-

STOP

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isn't soup really bad?

oh i’ve never felt so violent take it back

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put that in a PSA and mask use would shoot up 1000%

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If anyone deserves a raise it’s the employee from four seasons total landscaping who answered the phone and went “yup, we can set up a podium and everything” and just acted like nothing was out of the ordinary.

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Some of y’all really think racism in America looks like this:

When it really looks like this

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RIHANNA Savage x Fenty Show Vol. 2