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Tumblr staff: ten options is enough for polls, right? No one needs more than that on a regular basis. The average tumblr user: Hey guys which element of the periodic table do you think is the most fuckable?

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I love vague labels that make people go "but that's confusing" or "but that could mean anything" Good. Keep guessing lol

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Throwback to when I took painkillers and woke up with Photoshop open on my computer to this image I had made

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leader of a trio of college kids waking past me at walmart: okay. mission number two, finding where the popcorn is.

his friend: wait, what was mission number one?

leader: fucking getting here, travis.

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interesting fact i have titanium in my spine

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Spot on 😆

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sorry i cant hang out i forgot how to mimic human like behaviour

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Girl you need to get out of bed faster than this

#Makayla core

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Knowledge is empowering

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Those who protest against Israel's genocide are punished for antisemitism.

But for some strange reason, authorities have never cracked down on antisemitism any other time. Any other time, antisemitism is considered free speech.

It's almost as if they know damn well that protesting against Israel is not antisemitism.

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There’s a lot of Scooby Doo stuff on Netflix

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Was forced to get a new phone today

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Elon Musk bought the company. He has nothing to do with the development. #CosplayEngineer