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monster mouth madness! mouth commissions from 2022 (and I think there might be a few older ones in there) you'd think I'd have run out of ideas by now, but you'd be wrong. (psst you can commission your own over here)

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monster mouth madness! mouth commissions from 2022 (and I think there might be a few older ones in there) you'd think I'd have run out of ideas by now, but you'd be wrong. (psst you can commission your own over here)

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monster mouth madness! mouth commissions from 2022 (and I think there might be a few older ones in there) you'd think I'd have run out of ideas by now, but you'd be wrong. (psst you can commission your own over here)

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monster mouth madness! mouth commissions from 2022 (and I think there might be a few older ones in there) you'd think I'd have run out of ideas by now, but you'd be wrong. (psst you can commission your own over here)

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listen I know this person was probably just capitalizing it like this for emphasis but I'm not going to rule out the possibility that this person wants God bouncing and moaning on it

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"con artist" is maybe the profession with the biggest gap between How Cool They Are In Media and How Cool They Are In Real Life

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Reblogging this manually. Op doesn't want credit for fear of being terminated.

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reblog to give prev a gentle, sweet kiss on the forehead

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i lied. i didnt invite you to play video games to decide who sucks who off. sit back down and rematch me.

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fun thing to do with a cute girl: but her on a leash then make her destroy your hole. if she slows down tug on it.

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All of these are by @mattxiv on Instagram.

Here's to all the shockingly single bachelor uncles or the two very close friends who just happened to be girls and are only living together until one of them finds a man (they lived together for forty two years).

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Hey, no homo, but I am sitting on the broken swing set out back in the perfect, quiet, 2:00am blackness and picturing the softness of your voice and the darkness of your eyes with such perfect and terrible clarity that it feels like I'm choking on my own heartbeat.

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having a leash made out of chain is hot as fuck but god damn every time i take it out it is so. fucking. cold. i flinch when it touches my skin its so damn icy

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Bro you gotta appreciate the creativity of romanians, I mean look at this, it’s ComicCon in Bucharest and these kids decided to cosplay as Andrew Tate’s arrest