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I can't talk there's a there's a bug coming over later

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one of the chocolate guys videos appears on your dash. you pause your scrolling to watch it, trying to guess what he’s making because this doesn’t seem to be one you’ve seen before. as the video goes on you get more unnerved and impressed — he seems to be making a whole human being this time, and it’s uncannily realistic. it’s even filled with candied fruit and sweet pastries in place of organs, red velvet cake and a cherry reduction making up flesh and blood beneath the chocolate. but something feels off. the person he’s making seems strangely familiar. upon the final reveal, you know why. amaury guichon has created a perfect replica of you

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(guy who is so fatigued) i need to Draw

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Poor homie stuck like a loonietoon carcicature of a horny man 😔

Male small mayfly, Baetinae, Baetidae

Male small mayflies in the family Baetidae differ from females in that they have seven eyes rather than five - 3 simple eyes, 2 compound eyes,and 2 turbinate eyes on top of the head. These upward-facing eyes are thought to be used for spotting females during aerial mating.

Photographed in Malaysia by Nicky Bay // Website // Facebook

Shared with permission; do not remove credit or re-post!

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Saw this frame on a different reblog by @thatssroughbuddy but why does it look like Iroh is using his phone to take a photo of his nephew at a landmark

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I'm not a prayin' man, but the night I found out my at-the-time-fiancé had been sending sex horny nasty horny sex asks to my friend on THIS VERY WEBSITE, I sat in the car in the parking lot of an abandoned church and watched a family of deer play in the snow, and it didn't quite feel like a sign because that part of Pennsylvania was mostly deer and abandoned buildings and snow, but it felt nice, and once the tears stopped, I looked down at my phone and my other friend had sent me a text that said, "HE'S TRYING TO CHEAT ON YOU ON THE ONE DIRECTION IMAGINES WEBSITE?" and I realized that life is all about your curated experience. A real choose-your-own-adventure deal. I have never seen someone post about One Direction on here in my life.

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@nathanwpyle

I literally love this.

I couldn't stop laughing for 20 minutes.

No joke.

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came back from the codependent homoerotic friendship wrong

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I love pop rocks, can I have some more [x]

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I adore the way you draw the bishops pre-everything. Can I politely beg to see some more Leshy?

I thank thou, for your words, I bring chaos worm.

I think we need to acknowledge more how objectively funny it is that the god of chaos is also the youngest sibling. I know in my heart this mf weaponizes his youngest child privileges.

I design Leshy off kudzu plants for how incredibly fast growing and invasive they are. Honestly never occurred to me to pick a type of worm to base him off of, I was too busy in the plant section.

Rip Leshy, you would’ve loved Twitter discourse.

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tom animal crossing nook made you work for like 3 minutes and you spit on him like this god damn