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Reblog to curse your followers and mutuals.

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I've heard of "they would not fucking say that" but I also sometimes feel like. Not only would they not say that, they specifically said the opposite of that and I know you all know it

#ELLARIA FUCKING SAND

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#ME #FUCK MOBILE LET ME DO EVERYTHING ON MY COMPUTER

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“The oldest olive tree in the world located on the island of Crete. It is estimated to be as over 3,000 years old and still produces olives.”

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i think it goes without saying (though im gonna say it anyways) that the hermitcraft community is a beacon of starlight in a sea of darkness. they continuously provide hope and happiness for millions of people across the globe- and personally they inspire me to keep trying my best every day. i think it’s no exaggeration to say that so many people, myself included, wouldn’t be here today without the light and love they bring to the world.

congratulations to the hermits and gamers outreach for raising over $800k during the charity stream weekend! we love you <3

#Hermitcraft

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more info on version releases here

#Minecraft #Java 1.16.3!

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seriously though nothing can stop me from interpreting Real Life as canon just for how it progresses the canary curse situation. i'm obsessed with it. the curse gets broken in secret life and then in the very next "series", as much of a joke as it is, you get a situation like THAT. jimmy enters a mineshaft and everyone but him dies. not just his team, though obviously it's more significant because they were all red, but ren/martyn/skizz all get a mineshaft-death apiece. that canary's not doing his job anymore. he escaped his cage and made a break for the surface and everyone else is paying the price for it, and i for one could not be more proud of that little bird.

#Life Series SMP #Real Life

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I got a tidepooling guide; tag yourselves.

#convoluted sea fungus

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me every day without fail: I'll do [chore] when I get home

me when I get home:

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Inspired by recent discussions of an Actual Play.

#TTRPGs #Memetic Mutation #real af

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scar no

#When I tell you I spit out my drink #GoodTimesWithScar

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oh my favorite trope? two people who go through something so unique and agonizing and entirely beyond words that they have no choice but to create a bond that transcends all other types of love, thus acting as the sole point of understanding for the other person in a world that cannot fathom what they’ve been through

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getting really tired of people constantly insinuating we're all doomed and everything we love is doomed. I'm trying to work on my rare shrimp rescue plan

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#10000 bricks until you die

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:)

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you can pry happy endings from my cold-dead hands. It can be the most heart stopping, gut wrenching fic that has every existed and I will read every drop of it if I get my happy ending. I have had enough painful endings in real life, give me happy in my fantasy world. It can be at the last second, it can be a single sentence, even a single word. Give me all the angst and hurt in the world for 500,000 words, but please give me the comfort I need in the ending. please and thank you.

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Geological horror. You find a geode and crack it open and the crystal lining its walls is human blood that can't be genetically matched to anyone. You find a human skeleton but every one of the bones is made from rock, a rock that you know can't be whittled into those shapes. You find layers of clay and loam that sport ancient fossils at the top and the still-rotting corpses of modern animals at the bottom.

#now THIS #this is my JAM