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sorry i only come on here every few months to post yaoi and then fuck off again

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as much as i insist that ive left my past behind me in regards to dctv i cannot deny the fact that i literally stole my name from hartley rathaway

#NOT A KINNIE ‼️ i just got gender euphoria when i cosplayed him once and i like his name bc it has h(e)art in it. whagever

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the good version of dctv that lives in my head where eddie and iris did get married and hartley is actually on team flash and him and cisco have annoying gay office sex and then there’s a whole season of team flash having to take on the classic rogues (len and mick and lisa etc) and barry is trying to move on from iris while having extremely homoerotic moments with captain cold and caitlin is being so homophobic and trying not to explode the entire time. ahhh yeah hire me right naow ‼️

#its been a little over a year since i made this post and i still think i was so real for it #sorry im just peeking in here like i do every once in a while #still not coming back to this blog. #ummm. anyway i had allenbert on the mind today. #do you guys remember the golden age where tom and grant kept saying they were married on earth 5?

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i really just need to make ocs based off coldflash at this point bc i really dont care abt the media much at all anymore but sometimes i listen to a song and Think About Them.

like this one

#listen to my song boy #coldflash #<- sure i’ll tag it who give a shit #Spotify

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6 years ago today i cosplayed killer frost from the cw’s the flash at a con

#look at my cosplay boy

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guys i will be so real with you i don’t think i’m ever coming back to this blog stop following it and tagging me in things on here LOL you can find me on my main blog @handsmotif if you so desire

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#prev i know what you are saying but i have this episode memorized #and its incredibly important to me to keep the context that leonard was making fun of ray here #read: flirting with him

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My plane lands and i'm still riding the amazing high of the onlyoneof concert and i turn off airplane mode to discover that in 2023 thomas grant gustin was asked "if barry wasn't with iris who would he be with and why is it leonard snart" and this fucking guy answered "i think barry would be with cisco. Barry loves cisco like no one else" what the fuck is going on

#what in the world

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someone left a comic book in one of the aisles at work today and i found this promo in it. crazy dude

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julian is still here bc he’s funny and he also has homosexually charged moments with barry and have annoying gay office sex

the good version of dctv that lives in my head where eddie and iris did get married and hartley is actually on team flash and him and cisco have annoying gay office sex and then there’s a whole season of team flash having to take on the classic rogues (len and mick and lisa etc) and barry is trying to move on from iris while having extremely homoerotic moments with captain cold and caitlin is being so homophobic and trying not to explode the entire time. ahhh yeah hire me right naow ‼️

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the good version of dctv that lives in my head where eddie and iris did get married and hartley is actually on team flash and him and cisco have annoying gay office sex and then there’s a whole season of team flash having to take on the classic rogues (len and mick and lisa etc) and barry is trying to move on from iris while having extremely homoerotic moments with captain cold and caitlin is being so homophobic and trying not to explode the entire time. ahhh yeah hire me right naow ‼️

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it has always been my personal opinion that len and mick had their redemption arcs wayyyyy way too early we needed a season of classic flash vs rogues antics and THEN you can send them on their way on the waverider or whatever. from what i can tell theyre only just Now doing at least kind of a rogues vs flash thing (on their final season mind you!) but they’re using mid tier rogues (and hartley) to do it. should’ve done it when you still had the snarts 🤨

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im probably not going to watch it at all but i saw a new trailer for the flash and hartley was in it again hello my little gayboy

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final season of the flash and they’re bringing hartley back again yayyyyyy yayyyyy i hope him and cisco have a whole episode dedicated to them having gay sex

#i probably won’t watch it. unless i hear it’s actually really good. #bc i know the general consensus is that the show sucks after season 3

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two guys who want to fuck so bad it makes them look stupid but also they are very genuinely stupid normally anyway

#flashvibe vs hartmon

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LOVE still following my old mutuals from this blog bc every once in a while they force me to look at some guys i used to know and i have a brief bout of insanity

#i really am never on this blog anymore though #follow my main blog wakkoswish

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today just proved what i’ve always known. there’s good in you, snart.

#coldflash #live slug reaction