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Absolutely FUCKED that a show that literally JUST came out is in danger of being cancelled bc people didn’t immediately go watch it. The current landscape of streaming television is FUCKED.

#the show hasn’t even been out for a week! #<- #crazy. #dead boy detectives

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#dead boy detectives #dead boy detectives netflix #dbd

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my life would all be so much easier if I could just stop obsessing over random guys

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Please for the love of god let Edwin say twink

#oh my god. #dead boy detectives

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#my mom found my childhood dog at a construction site. he was abandoned #glad she found him. he was my bestie. #i would adorn him with high quality capes (crocheted blankets my grandma made) #and make him have tea parties with me and my stuffed animals. #he would just chill there and fart. #he was a real one. #like fr. this big brindle pitbull just sitting in front of a little table with a picnic of chalk potions #he was the same age as me about. bro lived to 16 which was impressive for his size and weight. #anyways i went on a rant about my first dog again. #he was just super cool. and i think everyone should know that. #especially people who hate on pitbulls. fuck you. #they are literally bricks who love you. and protect you.

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can i be real with u for a second. i can't believe tjere's a real fandom for stuff like genshin impact. imagine if half your dash was posting about raid shadow legends. you'd think it was astroturf

#PFFDGRFTFTTF

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i’m just curious. i personally cry silently, some tears but a lot of snot so i end up sniffling a lot.

#silently. lots of tears and snot. sometimes hiccups if im crying hard enough

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Hello my dear Customers~

Today should be the day you ALL buy a Thneed!!

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something i really enjoy in horror movies is when the victim(s) start to hunt the killer in return in order to kill them first, both because it's an interesting parallel that (if done well) asks the audience to consider the question of when violence and killing are a justifiable means to an end in order to survive and at what point it crosses the line from acceptable to abhorrent and condemns the perpetrator, and also because it's a little bit funny. like i can do that too bitch you're not special.

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you bottle Miette??

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saw an opinion i disagreed with and didn’t say anything about it. +350XP

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spongebob pantyshot

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As protests start ramping up and violence escalates please remember:

DO NOT PUT MILK IN YOUR EYES FOR PEPPER SPRAY OR TEAR GAS.

It can and will cause infection due to bacteria. Flush with water, distilled if possible, and never EVER wear contact lenses to protests where there may be police retaliation.

Please reblog. It may save someone's sight.

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