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Uw- (lost his eye in the yaoi war)

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BEND IT LIKE BECKHAM 2002, dir. Gurinder Chadha

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WHAT is this ad

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I hate earth chan instead it should be a yaoi couple with blue water seme and green continent uke

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It's real.

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there’s a guy at work who’s forcing everyone in the breakroom to gender me right by yelling my name at any given moment 

he also said he was sorry he read my deadname on the worksheet but was “going to get black out drunk and probably forget dw” 

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oh fuck my sexual fantasy has a plot hole in it *starts over*

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my friend told me last night that he gets girls to come back to his place by telling them “oh i can’t wait to go home and have some stew” and “i’m so hungry, good thing i have stew at home” and it’s worked every time

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firefox is good because it has a fox in it