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Remember that time Sergio thought Raquel died and gave green light for them TO FUCKING LAUNCH A MISSLE AT THE COPS bc my god I too would fight the entire government for Raquel Murillo 

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the women of the Resistance + being fucking done with men

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like/reblog if you save

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the emotion get OUT

{ creds to cluelessruel on insta }

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shawn talking abt how tall ruel is will always make me laugh 💀 “ he’s taller than me it’s really weird, it’s scary “

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he lives in a constant state of fight or flight

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Bella: I can’t dance

Edward: Well, I could always make you

Carlisle in the kitchen, being forced to listen to his son behaving like a shady serial killer:

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and that’s how the next volturi vs cullen battle began

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Me watching the other twilight movies:

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Why didn't Edward just say yes about wearing contacts? Like.

"Hey did you get contacts?"

"Oh yeah. My dad made me go to the optometrists finally and found out my chronic headaches are from my eye straining so we went with contacts. I got to pick a tint too so it's like really cool".

You know Bella would have been all over him. And like the chronic headaches could explain why he was so irriatable.

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twilight as buzzfeed unsolved

Alice and Jasper

Emmett and Rosalie

Bella and Rosalie

Carlisle and Esme (sleep deprived if they could be)

Edward and Emmett

Aro and Carlisle

Caius and Marcus

the volturi

Jacob @ any vampire

Bella @ the volturi when she decided to have that demon baby

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bella: if you keep saying you don’t have a soul then I guess that means we can’t be soulmates anymore haha

edward, locking himself in his room for the next 3 days:

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𝚅𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚜 (𝟸𝟶𝟷𝟿)

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choose your fighter:

ned saving his ass by saying he was watching porn during homecoming

peter in germany using stark money to actually watch porn

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Peter: You aren’t gonna secretly double cross me and try to kill me, are you?

Mysterio: