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Yes I have seen the video of Will moshing at Knocked Loose. Please respect my privacy at this time.

#he’s going directly into my basement

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Anyways I’ll be in church if y’all need me!!!! Bye!!! Amen!!!

Hello, am thinking abt Will as always

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Will just so desperately wanting to feel every inch of your mouth, but he cannot get any more of him down your throat. He knows you need to breathe, he can hear—and feel— you choking, but he just needs to stay a little longer. Needs to make sure he’s really committing feeling to memory even tho it’s something he couldn’t ever forget if he tried.

Tears running down your face and he hates to see you cry, especially if it’s his fault, but my god if doesn’t drive him even wilder. Whispering soft praise and apologies for making you cry, letting know how incredible you feel swallowing all of him and how happy you make him. Telling you how pretty you are even tho ur crying. Pushing his cock somehow even further down your throat as he cums, filling your mouth and throat with even more of him.

The softest, most sweetest, tender kiss follows immediately after because he loves you sososo much—and because he loves how he tastes on your tongue.

#WHEN IS IT MY TURN #you know what fuck this he’s going in the basement too

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Omg I was out here wondering why my inbox was so crickets when I realized I had my fuck ass anons off lmao I’m so sorry guys I love u I didn’t mean it

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Can I swap with one of his guitars??

Please??

#that’s IT #TO THE BASEMENT #STRAIGHT THE THE BASEMENT

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lets give it up for pleasures of the flesh !!

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didn’t ask, don’t care, plus my tits bounce when i walk

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Good point!

Imagine Will being all nervous the first time yall 😏😏 cause he's so excited to have you but just so nervous and worried cause he doesn't wanna hurt his goddess 😔 and his touches are so gentle 😔 and his soft little kisses all over your body 😔 and the way he'd speak to you 😔 and he just wants you to feel good 😔😔

I’m doing this instead of my actual work!

Because he’d start out sooooo sweet wow wow wow it’s kisses everywhere and playfully yanking you closer to him and giggling into each other’s mouths but then he slides home and all he can stammer is something about how you’re so fucking wet and you’re cheeky so you tell him it’s all for him and 😔 he’s just a man 😔 what else is he supposed to do but fold you in half and fuck you until you’re as dumb as he is yknow? Definitely the sort to grunt about how pretty you are and how much he loves you while he’s porking you :-/ holds your hands to ground himself, still kissing you as he says “good girl, so good for me” this was a mistake I need to go home

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Will :-/

With his pretty curly hair that he loOoOoves you playing with. Likes when you use it to steer him around :-/ making out and your hands tangle up in those Pinky Pie looking ass tresses and he goes blank (he’s just a man!) He would go absolutely FERAL if you grabbed his hair to shove him between your legs :-/ like you’re standing up and kissing and you’re making your way to the bed but then you just grab his hair and shove him down to his knees and he’s like “yeah this is it this is heaven I’ve made it” :-/////// when is it my turn to bask in the sun?

#ramblin gal #will ramunch #will ramos headcanon #will ramos fic #will ramos fanfic #will ramos fanfiction #will ramos x reader #will ramos smut

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This is where I post from

by kage-007

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This is valid and okay because I go so far as to prefer Nirvana’s version of things lmfao Lead Belly is great but have you heard the MTV Unplugged 1989 Nirvana cover of “Where Did You Sleep Last Night?” No? WHY NOT!!!

I don’t think I’ve heard a cover of a Nirvana song that I’ve liked except for Seether’s cover of Something in the Way.

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the humble apostrophe

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Patti Smith, photographed by Lynn Goldsmith (1975) Siouxsie Sioux, "Wild Things" Photosession photographed by Adrian Boot (1981) Trent Reznor, "March of the Pigs" MV photographed by Joseph Cultice (1994)

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“Jar of Ragu” why do I love him so much 😔💖 don’t worry Will baby I’ll cook u coq a vin or something so you know what real food tastes like :-/

Hey what do you think will is cooking for dinner on date night :-/

Pasta, a jar of Ragu, and pre shredded Parmesan.

Or tries his best to recreate the dinner he made with Elizabeth’s husband in the throat scope video. Definitely doesn’t come out as tasty, but it’s the thought that counts right? It’s at least edible and not the worst thing you’ve ever eaten. Also excitedly shares the neat tip he learned on how to get the stinky garlic off your hands which I can vouch for , it does work

He can’t have garlicky fingers mucking up his dessert.

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Imagine Will being all nervous the first time yall 😏😏 cause he's so excited to have you but just so nervous and worried cause he doesn't wanna hurt his goddess 😔 and his touches are so gentle 😔 and his soft little kisses all over your body 😔 and the way he'd speak to you 😔 and he just wants you to feel good 😔😔

I’m doing this instead of my actual work!

Because he’d start out sooooo sweet wow wow wow it’s kisses everywhere and playfully yanking you closer to him and giggling into each other’s mouths but then he slides home and all he can stammer is something about how you’re so fucking wet and you’re cheeky so you tell him it’s all for him and 😔 he’s just a man 😔 what else is he supposed to do but fold you in half and fuck you until you’re as dumb as he is yknow? Definitely the sort to grunt about how pretty you are and how much he loves you while he’s porking you :-/ holds your hands to ground himself, still kissing you as he says “good girl, so good for me” this was a mistake I need to go home

#ramblin gal #will ramos headcanon #will ramos fic #will ramos fanfic #will ramos fanfiction #will ramos smut #will ramos x reader

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blood magic was so fucking good bae omg i can’t stop reading it over an over again ☺️☺️ i know i must be patient but i can’t wait to see what you do with folio 😩

I’ll cry thank you baby 😭🥹💖 I will take such good care of folio promise

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If you don’t like rice then idk man get well soon I guess

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WHAT????? THE FUCK DID I DO!!!!!!!!

Y’all at the risk of sounding horny on main (something you know I hate doing) I need to get rawed down in the next 10 minutes or I’m actually gonna be snarling at people at work today

#I need him to [redacted] me on that bike #hate this