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coveredinpaint · 2 days
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Well, I sure am solidifying my reputation as one of the neighborhood eccentrics. A gaggle of small children were cavorting in the neighbor’s backyard (they seem to be the grandkids of the grumpy old veteran we never really talk with) while I was out picking sochan and green garlic for dinner and they said hi and asked what I was doing and I said picking some plants for dinner. Then they had questions about what “green garlic” was so I showed them and they were fascinated. Then they asked me if a tomato was a fruit or a vegetable and we launched into a solid ten minutes of natural history q&a with the under-10 crowd. I eventually had to excuse myself to actually make dinner because they would have kept me there all day!
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coveredinpaint · 2 days
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On The Set - Kermit And Miss Piggy Visit Yoda
The Empire Strikes Back (1979)
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coveredinpaint · 3 days
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coveredinpaint · 3 days
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My personal favorite warning sign. You'll never guess what's under it.
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this is by far my favorite safety/warning sign btw. they really went off with this one
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coveredinpaint · 4 days
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I may be becoming the guy at work who won't let people talk bad about their own singing voices, but to be fair people keep talking bad about their singing voices to me
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coveredinpaint · 4 days
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sherlock holmes deduces you are trans before you've figured it out yourself and refers to you with those pronouns and then when you look confused is like "ah...had you not arrived at that conclusion yet?" and wafts away in his dressing gown to smoke seventeen pipes, leaving you in a gender crisis
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coveredinpaint · 4 days
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Can't let British people have air conditioning because first they'd call it something twee like "the climate fixer" and then in 20 years they'll call it "the climb" or "the climmy"
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coveredinpaint · 4 days
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Whatever its called to have these kinds of colourful squares in your home i want it
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coveredinpaint · 5 days
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He's so New England
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coveredinpaint · 5 days
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i love you, Two Catfish as Street Musicians in the Kashina district, ca 1855 of an unidentified artist, you go so hard
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coveredinpaint · 5 days
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coveredinpaint · 5 days
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My ideal aesthetic is what I'm calling "sexy tomboy". That is to say, I am 100% femme through and through, but I want to look like what a straight man's idea of a "masculine woman" is. I wanna be masc in the way that LaCroix is fruit flavored, just a little extra something to make things a little more interesting
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coveredinpaint · 6 days
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Once upon a highway dusty,
perched upon a sign not rusty,
looming over dry and winding ways I dare not go—
while I hoofed it, sunset drawing, suddenly there came a cawing
Piercing eyes and talons clawing threats to me below
"Do I take a left ahead or go right? I do not know."
Quoth the crow,
"No."
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NO photo taken by me
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coveredinpaint · 6 days
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i watched one (1) video on how to draw hands that changed my life forever. like. i can suddenly draw hands again
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these were all drawn without reference btw. i can just. Understand Hands now (for the most part, im sure theres definitely inaccuracies). im a little baffled
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coveredinpaint · 8 days
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i hope they keep making psych movies every few years continuously forever
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coveredinpaint · 8 days
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you should be able to say "line" if you don't know what to say in a social situation
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coveredinpaint · 8 days
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