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“apologist.” “critical.” y’all are doing too much. when my favorite characters do evil reprehensible shit I simply don’t fucking care cause it’s not real

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could ai make THIS!????

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Infinite Garfield generator

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*blows dust off this account* hey there fellow tumbos how ya been

#is anyone still around lol #what up its me ya boy #thoughts.txt

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concept: a few years from now, you’re living your best life. you have your dream job. you’ve evolved into the greatest version of yourself. you’re happy. you’re content.

#30.10.22 #im living in DK with my now wife whomst this last reblog was made w in mind #we have two rabbits #both working towards jobs #mental health is best its been in 5+ years #it can only continue to get better from here 💖

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concept: a few years from now, you’re living your best life. you have your dream job. you’ve evolved into the greatest version of yourself. you’re happy. you’re content.

#8.18.20

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Why do Reylos still say Kylo isn’t problematic? Did y’all not see the scene where he drops his lightsaber and it sets his crotch on fire and he shrieks and hollers while weeping “Why is my peepuss weewee on fire? It’s too SMALL to be on fire!” and then General Hux has to put it out with the water from one of those lapel flowers that clowns wear? Stop pretending your fave is perfect :/

#came on randomly to see whats going on #im glad i did #kylo ren #THIS is the kylo ren i stan

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bruh reylo was so bad that kylo ren fucking died

#im back JUST to reblog this #luv u kylo but LMAOOOOOOOO #tros #tros spoilers #the rise of skywalker

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#eat the queued

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#good... #eat the queued

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Since everyone is reposting it, might as well just post it myself here. This was a commission, believe it or not, someone paid me to draw this.

#pokemon #eat the queued

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women wear suits better than men and thats just a cold hard fact

#THE BUTCH ADDITIONS AHHHHHHH #heart eyes #eat the queued

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Keanu Reeves having an age appropriate girlfriend is quite frankly the most Keanu Reeves thing he's ever done..... and it's very sexy of him.

#keanus great but can we not congratulate dudes for being decent human beings #eat the queued

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what if you left a spam comment 😦😦 on my post 😳😳😳 and you were a bot called Olivia 🤭🤭🤭 and we are both girls 🤪🤪

#eat the queued

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Why I love being butch!!!

#eat the queued #art #heart eyes