if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
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Valerie and Her Week of Wonders (Jaromil Jireš, 1970)
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fuck instagram except for the lesbian couple i follow on there with two kids who got married 10 years ago as a “heterosexual couple” and then one night one of them came out as a lesbian and then the other one came out as a trans woman so they stayed together and now live their best gay life
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same energy
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oh good
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last night I heard my mom telling my dad, “I have two children, stop being the third”.
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2025 corporate pride month: exxonmobil posts this pic and says oil is pro LGBT
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my mum was telling me that when i was little there was a grasshopper on the car but i didn’t know what grasshoppers were called so i pointed at it and said “look at that handsome man”
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i find it absolutely hilarious when brands sell “grunge” fashion (raggedy flannels, ripped jeans, etc.) when that look originated from grunge band members being dirt poor and buying everything from goodwill and salvation army
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so i walked into the lab today and i did a double take because i saw
a friend
a tiny friend
a tiny origiami dragon friend
TINY GOOD GREEN BOI!!
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*uses my thumbs to lift my bra straps like an old timey political man would with his suspenders* im the mayor of titty city, bitch
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