Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*
My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.
Stardew valley elligibles at the beginning of the game: This backwater town sucks and I hate it here
Stardew valley elligibles when they realize the new farmer is cute and nice and making a lot of money: Actually I love this town and also farming. I would totally love to live here in like, idk maybe a nice rustic farmhouse (just for example) for the rest of my life. Also I’m single and did I mention that I love farming