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couchtaro · 27 minutes
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I love the old timey phrase "you forget yourself". bro that was so impolite like do you even know who you are rn
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couchtaro · 33 minutes
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Our DM made photography canon to our dnd world and of course that means I just HAD to draw a silly group photo.
(left to right)
Husk @friendlyforestbeast
Yikes (mine)
Serendipity @coffeecakecafe
Varjo (belongs to someone on tumblr)
Riddles @controlledchaosetc
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couchtaro · 36 minutes
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haha I would never use a bunch of unused dnd characters to create original fantasy setting concepts and fiction centered around my best boy Oberon
,,,Unless
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couchtaro · 39 minutes
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I have a beautiful young man in my house who screams and cries for dinner 1-2 hours before dinner time (dinner time has been the Same for Years he is Fine he just wants Wet Food) so we have implemented,,
the Stop Hollering Hat
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couchtaro · 58 minutes
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If you want to purchase an esim for Palestine (select Middle East in the menu) through Nomad they are currently having discounts. You can use one of the following codes before checkout:
NOMADXSTUDENTS15 - 15% off of any plan (except day plans) over 5 USD
NOMADCNG - 5% off for all Middle East sims
PS: You can also try my referral code but I'm not sure if it still works:
TOBA57PV - 3 USD off your first purchase
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couchtaro · 21 hours
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Made a discord sticker for study dates with my friend! Feel free to use it (noncommercially of course)
Edit: get the king version, as well as my liege, my love, bestie, gamers, and others for $1.50 here!
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couchtaro · 2 days
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Every time I see another ibuprofen post on this site I'm like STOP
STOP
Stop.
Take that after a meal. Take it with a big glass of water. Don't take it on an empty stomach EVER. Don't take it with alcohol. You will destroy your stomach. You will end up with an ulcer. You will vomit blood. I'm not exaggerating.
Yes, you. Yes, it will happen to cute little you. With your cute little bottle of miracles. Ibuprofen really does that to your body.
Love, an adult person over 35 who can't take NSAIDs anymore
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couchtaro · 2 days
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Mmmmgh…….. oxytocin
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couchtaro · 2 days
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you guys know you can get USB connectable CD, dvd, and blu-ray players right. and you can buy external hard drives with crazy amounts of space for an amount of money that would make the average person from 2009’s head explode bc of how cheap it is. and if you do this and get ripping software such as handbrake for CDs and DVDs and makeMKV for blurays you can both own a physical copy of whatever media you want and make it accessible to yourself no matter where you are. do you guys know this
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couchtaro · 2 days
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(having mildly hard time drawing) i hate doing this shit i’m never doing it again (having mildly fun time drawing) i love this shit it’s what i was born to do (having mildly hard time drawing) i hate this shi
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couchtaro · 2 days
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I have a beautiful young man in my house who screams and cries for dinner 1-2 hours before dinner time (dinner time has been the Same for Years he is Fine he just wants Wet Food) so we have implemented,,
the Stop Hollering Hat
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couchtaro · 2 days
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u ever see someone with extremely fucked up views (or actions) and think wowww if a couple of things in my life went the tiniest bit differently that would have been me
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couchtaro · 2 days
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hi (platypus)
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couchtaro · 3 days
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nobuddy feels like they have a sharp attention span these days, right? and we all just click “agree on terms of service” because its hard to love yourself sometimes, well
enter Terms of Service, Didn’t Read: a website and a browser addon that streamlines the terms of service of many popular web services to be read by the tech sunday drivers.
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It’s graded from A (great) to E (awful) and if you have the addon you have access to the info about the website on your bar
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couchtaro · 3 days
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Certain words can change your brain forever and ever so you do have to be very careful about it.
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couchtaro · 3 days
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couchtaro · 3 days
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