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gender euphoria is looking rly hot to other queer people and offputting to everyone else

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Gru’s got some competition

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abstract and modern art haters are sooo snobby like klein literally Created an entirely new pigment and then painted a canvas in a way where the brush strokes wouldn't be visible. the insinuation that people with no skill could reproduce that is so annoying because unless you are skilled at color mixing and painting you definitely couldn’t lmao

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me and who

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Huge fan of when my speech patterns rub off on people enjoy when thay happens

#w grandma

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Roasted chicken, ginger, daikon, shiitake mushroom soup with lime, cilantro, broccoli sprouts, and rice noodles

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frogs be upon ye

and upon ye, @revcleo

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"disability only exists because the world isnt accessible" idk how to tell you this but chronic pain still hurts

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Plot twist: the twelfth doctor is revealed to be Christopher Eccleston, nine was twelve all along which is the plot twist in itself, and Russell T. Davies bursts into the room on a chariot pulled by Sea Devils having fed on the egos of misogynistic writers. The crisis is over. The actual concept of Doctor Who is not lost forever.

#nine is favorite #twelve is my second favorite lol

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If you think about it, Shakespeare pioneered the genre of real-person fiction, paving the way for works such as Lin-Manuel Miranda’s Hamilton. Therefore, Shakespeare is directly responsible for Miku binder Thomas Jefferson. In this essay, I will

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you have no idea how confused ive been for the last however many months to hear people casually talking about stanley cups, like as a fad or something? and how people shouldn't have them or something? and this WHOLE ive kept thinking 'isnt there just the one? dont you have to give it back to the hockey association next year??'

#me for like half of the year

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"nothing is real atoms never touch each other youve never touched anything in your life" ok. well when i pet my dog he is soft and when he licks my hand it is wet and that is far more real to me than whatevers going on at an atomic level

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did you know they say calculus is the language of God. did you know they tried to hold math up to infinity like a candle to the void. did you know statisticians plunged into the vastness of random chance and picked out patterns and equations and eight hundred ways to tell you how big your inevitable errors are and how far off those guesses at errors might be. math haters I can't sit with you anymore. human innovation is cradled in these ancient, methodical, desperate attempts at understanding what we are not designed to understand

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ncuti gatwa doctor a legend immediately . he taught himself rope. he saw the goblins dropping a hot song and decided to commit to the bit.

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Santa's Reindeer will be well taken care of tonight 😉🦌🎅🏼🎄