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Have you watched the new fallout

Not as of yet, but that's mostly due to me ensuring that I am as knowledgeable about the the lore as I can possibly be.

It's something I do with everything, even I don't know why I do it.

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What are your top 5 RPG series?

Persona

Dragon Age

Diablo

Fable

Fallout

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What are your Top 5 openings from Bleach?

*~Asterisk~* -Orange Range

D-technoLife -UVERworld

Chu-Bura -Kelun

BLUE -ViViD

Scar -Tatsuya Kitani

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Top 5 FGO servants

Jack (Best Daughter, let her have all the knives she wants)

Medusa (Immaculate vibes)

King Hassan (I just think he's neat)

Gorgon (Give her many hugs and much affection)

Osakabehime (Absolute gremlin)

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So can I get the death by snu snu from street fighter with the one with them wearing the shirt I want my GF to sit on my face with Shuten Doujin, Mash, Raikou and Barghest (seperate) with aka male master S/O? If you can put castoria in too her

I had some fun writing this, especially Shuten's part

Now! Your wish is my command!

Know that if you have this shirt around her you are not long for this world.

She is going to absolutely tear you to pieces.

Please for the love of GOD do not wear this shirt around her.

You will NOT survive the next 168 hours.

She will drain you of EVERYTHING you have and then some.

And that’s if she even sees you thinking about wearing the shirt.

If you do wear the shirt…

Well… 

Know that she will make it her duty to absolutely ruin you.

She will nearly atomize on the spot out of embarrassment.

Who in their right mind would wear something like that!?

Sure, she appreciates that you feel so strongly about her.

But for the love of all that is holy! Have some shame!

Then she remembered, you were the one who was wearing the shirt without even a hint of embarrassment.

You had no shame.

A small part of her wanted to smack you for this.

A large part of her wanted to bring you into her room and make you pay for that in a way you probably would not consider a punishment.

The rest of her was so embarrassed by this thought that she couldn’t do anything but melt into a metaphorical puddle on the ground.

Though, that didn’t mean she wasn’t going to act on it.

Bold of you to assume you would ever get the chance to wear the shirt in the first place.

Depending on her mood upon finding it she would either burn it or the two of you would not be seen for the next day, but definitely heard.

It is a fifty-fifty chance on one or the other.

If you do wear it, it won’t be for long as she will tear it off of you.

If that’s because she was embarrassed.

Or if it's because she’s going to give you exactly what the shirt said you wanted.

Depends entirely on her mood at the moment.

Absolutely self combusting.

She has no idea what possessed you to wear that shirt.

You do know that if she sat on you like that she would crush you?

Right?

…

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT’S WHAT MAKES IT HOT!!!

Oh by Morgan why did she love you?

And why was your reasoning for it making sense!?

NOW IT WAS SOUNDING HOT TO HER!!!

She goes through three very distinct stages in reaction to this.

The Glow Stick Stage

Calling You A Degenerate

Wanting to try it out

The glow stick stage lasts for about twenty minutes.

The calling you a degenerate stage occurs when she calls you a degenerate and then runs off for almost an hour.

The wanting to try it out stage starts with her tugging on your sleeve while being a blushing mess and ends the following morning with Castoria waking up and remembering what happened the night before.

#fate x reader #fate grand order x reader #fate #fgo #barghest #barghest x reader #minamoto no raikou #minamoto no raikou x reader #raikou #raikou x reader #mash kyrielight #mash x reader #shuten douji #shuten douji x reader #artoria pendragon x reader #artoria caster

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Oh shit you like Trigun? Respect

L O V E A N D P E A C E ! ! !

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Top 5 beat em ups

Double Dragon

River City Ransom

Streets Of Rage

Final Fight

Final Fight 2

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top 5 songs

Mouth For War-Pantera

Armor Clad Faith-Naoki

Crawl-Naoki

Smell Of The Game-Naoki

Transcendence-Nujabes

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top 5 anime

Bleach

JOJO

Persona 4: The Animation

Coboy Bebop

TRIGUN

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Mountain Goat.

That's fair.

Random Animal Generator - Perchance

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Can you write NSFW a/o SFW of elphet with a !Male S/O, that has a dragon gear

This basically turned into its own mini fic...

Also, why is pink so hard to make?

Now! Your wish is my command!

Warnings: Smut written by an Asexual at the end, impregnation kink, breeding kink

The two of you met for the first time when Elphelt was leaving the castle and you were turning in a bounty.

The two of you were both heading in the same direction, that direction being nowhere in particular.

So, the two of you just started walking.

Eventually, Elphelt introduced herself.

You did the same.

After a few days, the two of you had struck up a friendship and had officially become traveling companions.

Slowly, Elphelt found the direction she wanted to go.

And seeing as you had nothing better to be doing at the time, you followed her.

It was around this time that Elphelt noticed the Gear Suppressors you wore.

It was also around this time that Elphelt saw what happened when you took them off.

All it took was for a wild gear to wake up, and nearly kill the both of you.

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Elphelt groaned as she regained consciousness, the last few minutes being a blank aside from the Gear sending her flying far, far away.

Though not so far away as to where she couldn’t see what was happening.

The massive hulking brute of a Gear roared as the white fire shot skywards as your hair grew five times its length, your nails sharpened into claws, your blood red eyes and the twin Gear brands on the back of your hands glowing as the inferno roared around you.

After that, the flames completely engulfed you, making it impossible for Elphelt to see you.

“I dislike using this too much. It’s all kinds of… nasty.” your distorted voice cut through the roaring flames, and then a Gear’s Brand appeared before you and a thunderous boom rang out.

In an instant, the entire upper right half of the massive gear was burned away.

“Madhouse Shot.” you declared as the inferno around you ceased.

In the place you stood was a creature that walked a fine line between machine, man, and monster.

A body of gunmetal gray, hair like fire that was held back by the spiked ridges of your now mask like face, metal and flesh merging into one across your entire body, razor sharp claws, your Brand now made of metal and five times as large and forming a sort of gauntlet.

Elphelt didn’t have time to admire you for long though, as the gear began to rapidly regenerate.

“Hmm… you're a tough one.” your distorted voice muttered as you grabbed your right wrist, closing your fist tight and opening it a few times before speaking once more with a sigh “Then it looks like I’ll have to be a little meaner.”

You raised your closed fist pointing directly at the Gear before speaking.

“Carnot Cycle Subjugator.”

In an instant the heat radiating off of you increased a thousand fold, the ground below you melting and bubbling, trees around you drying out and beginning to burn.

Then you opened a finger, and in turn, the heat multiplied several times over.

The ground then began to actually melt into slag, trees ignited, and all moisture in the air vanished.

You raised a second finger, and even Elphelt, despite how far away she had been flung, was struggling against the heat while the massive gear was pushed back by wave after wave of heat burning away his flesh.

“That should be more than enough. Now, stay very, very still. I don’t want to have to vaporize more of this place than I have to.” you declared before exhaling.

Then you said two words.

“Incinerators Anthem.”

In an instant, a wave of fire shot out from between your fingers.

Though, calling it merely “Fire” was doing it a great disservice.

It was more akin to a laser, completely vaporizing the Gear.

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After that, Elphelt was practically attached to you at the hip.

She was extremely curious about how there was a humanoid gear like you.

Though, she was a lot more excited about your firepower.

As soon as she was able to, she called Ramlethal and told her all about it.

To say that Ramlethal nearly blew a gasket upon hearing the story was an understatement.

You were quite surprised she didn’t fly over here herself to throttle Elphelt herself.

However, she was apparently dealing with a “Sassy Lost Child” that was trying to “Kill Evil Twink Jesus”.

She then had to hang up.

You were deeply concerned by this information.

To Elphelt, it was just another tuesday.

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A while after this, Elphelt started looking at you… oddly.

Like you were a piece of meat.

She also kept mentioning how “Hot” you were.

You didn’t understand this.

If she wanted to stay cool, she should stop booking rooms with only one bed.

This woman was an enigma to you.

Though.

Eventually.

With a great deal of obvious hints, especially in the lyrics of Elphelt’s songs.

You figured out what the answer to the Enigma of Elphelt Valentine was.

And not once had you ever felt so hot.

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Elphelt was very public about the whole thing between you two.

She wanted EVERYONE to know exactly who she was with.

She wanted no doubt that you and her were official.

She even got the marriage papers framed.

The whole shebang really.

The wedding was a private affair.

Despite that, Slayer and his wife, Sharon, still managed to slip in since they both liked Elphelt’s songs.

Especially the ones about her falling in love with you.

No one questioned them.

They knew better.

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The honeymoon was perhaps the single most physically straining month of your entire life.

If you weren’t a Gear you are completely sure that you would have come within a hair's breadth of death multiple times.

A fair few times was due to Elphelt just being so excited that she crushed you in a hug.

The rest of the times were due to you and her fucking like rabbits.

How such a small woman could have so much energy for sexual deviancy terrified you.

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“AHH~!” Elphelt screamed in ecstasy as you slammed her into the side of the cliff with enough force to crater it, fucking her pussy like a wild animal and lighting her nerves on fire with every thrust.

“Oh~! Fu- Harder! Harder damn it! Show me how strong a Gear REALLY is!” Elphelt shouted to the heavens without care, knowing that there was not a single soul within two thousand miles of the island the two of you were on.

And you were not one to disappoint your beautiful wife.

So, you let loose a little more, your hair growing longer, nails sharpening, and magic infusing your body with power.

You didn’t transform all the way, you didn’t need your flames for anything here after all, but you transformed enough to get all the strength you had to spare.

This was more than enough for El to know she wasn’t going to be doing anything you didn’t want her to.

You had all the power you needed to turn her into a mess, just like she wanted.

So, you did just that.

You fucked her until the crater you made when you slamned her into the side of the cliff became a cave.

You fucked her until her mind was mush.

Until her throat had gone hoarse from screaming.

Until she instinctively wrapped her legs around you so tight that you could barely move.

Until the only thing coming out of her mouth was moans of pleasure and her incoherently mumbling about how this wasn’t a safe day for her.

Neither of you cared about that though.

The only thing you cared about was making sure that everyone knew exactly who Elphelt belonged to.

The only thing Elphelt cared about right now, with the last few shreds of sentient thought in her mind, was making sure everyone knew who you belonged to.

And so, she made sure you plowed her until her cunt was raw.

She egged you on, she made sure that every time you filled her pussy until it overflowed she had her legs locked tight around you, and she made sure to let you know exactly what was going to happen to her after the honeymoon, when the inevitable pregnancy began.

Every.

Exquisite.

Detail.

#guilty gear #guilty gear x reader #elphelt valentine x reader #elphelt valentine

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top 5 fighting games

All Of Guilty Gear

Under Night In Birth

Melty Blood

All Of Street Fighter

Granblue Fantasy: Versus

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I know I am going to regret this but fuck it.

put “top 5” anything in my ask and i will answer ok go

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Testament from guilty gear dealing with a s.o who likes to steal their hat. Because "You hat looks good on me." -s.o probably

I had to type this out quick because I absolutely loved the prompt.

Now! Your wish is my command!

Testament knew very well that they needed to be very careful with their hat around you.

Otherwise, it would be a very real possibility that they wouldn’t be able to get their hands on it until the heat death of the universe, much like what happened to the other articles of clothes you have borrowed.

And that wouldn’t do, not at all!

They have a statement to make with this outfit.

And they need that hat to do it!

Luckily, the hat was placed firmly atop-

A vein came dangerously close to bursting in Testament’s forehead as they felt a distinct LACK of their practically trademarked hat.

All Testament had to say to this was.

“You little cretin!”

Before quickly finishing their tea and heading off to find a certain hat thief.

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“Oh C’mon Testament! You know that this hat looks absolutely wonderful on me!” You exclaimed as the raven haired gear made another failed grab for the hat atop your head.

“I am not arguing that dear, however, I require my hat to complete my outfit!” Testament bemoaned, hoping against hope that they would be able to retrieve the hat before it was added to your hoard.

“Really? Testament, you have dozens of these!” exclaimed in response.

“I HAD dozens of them, then a certain somebody stole them all.” Testament retorted.

“Then why aren’t you going after the person who stole them!” you cried out.

“I AM YOU ADORABLE BUFFOON!!!” Testament cried, desperately trying to reclaim their hat and failing miserably.

Needless to say, Testament was soon to be in the market for a new collection of hats.

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HEAVEN OR HELL LET'S ROCK!!!

In celebration of Slayer being announced, send in those Guilty Gear asks!

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True Neutral

True Neutral people believe in the ultimate balance of forces, and they refuse to see actions as either good or evil. True Neutral individuals do their best to avoid siding too strongly with any one force, whether that force is good or evil, lawful or chaotic. For this reason, True Neutral personalities sometimes find themselves drawn into rather peculiar alliances, friendships, and life paths. To a great extent, they side with the underdog, sometimes even changing sides as the previous loser becomes the winner. Such people often see good, evil, chaos, and laws as simply prejudices that lead to dangerous extremes. Like the Taoist masters of ancient China, they tend to believe that the universe functions best when the light and the dark, the yin and the yang, are in balance.

As for my adventurer avatar

Tags: @heraldofcrow @dragondemoness @the-geek-librarian @the-ultimate-puppteer + anyone who wants to join.

Tagged by @gentle-death-envoy to do this quiz and this picrew

Tagging: @fantomette22 @fareehaandspaniards @katyspersonal @heraldofcrow @bimbomcgee @cyberroses and everyone who wants to join!

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Could you please do a headcanon for the street fighter girls Chun-Li, Juri and Cammy with Male Reader and them reacting to him just giving their abs a kiss out of nowhere

I'll admit, I didn't really know how to go about this, so I went about it as best I could.

Now! Your wish is my command!

She was absolutely flabbergasted by your actions.

Especially when you kept kissing them.

Quick pecks.

Tender smooches.

Nibbling bites.

All across her abs, marking them with your mouth.

With every kiss, and nibble and bite, her core warmed and heated as the worship continued.

Eventually, she placed her hands in your hair, running them through it.

After a moment, quiet moans rang out, Chun-Li’s impressive self control finally failing her.

Needless to say, things escalated quickly after that.

Juri’s reaction to your action was… very receptive.

Juri was always quite vocal when it came to the things that brought her pleasure.

Food.

Drinks.

Fighting.

And right now?

You, worshiping her body.

She was alight with pleasure and shaking in ecstasy with each kiss, nip, and bite.

And she was loving it like nothing else.

She was melting under you like wax.

She had no idea why she felt like she was in this moment.

But with every kiss, wildfire spread across her body.

She grasped at the sheets, shaking and gasping with each spark of contact.

She was burning up inside.

She felt like she was about to explode.

Like she was about to break apart at the molecular level.

And she absolutely loved it.

She was going to need you to do this more often.

#chun li x reader #cammy white x reader #juri han x reader #juri han #cammy white #chun li #street fighter #street fighter x reader #street fighter x you