cosmicdemon

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What's the punishment for breaking the laws of physics?

10-15 years in prism.

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If people were too mean to you when you were growing up, a newborn animal will materialize inside your brain and it’s so so scared and shivering and it will stay there for years. Decades, even. And whenever you say something kind of weird but true to your heart the animal will tell you “Noo! You can’t say that! If you say that, everyone will hate you!”. The animal means well. It’s so so small and everything is so scary for them and it’s just trying to protect you. But listen to me. Listen to me. Whenever this happens, you can’t do what the animal says. You can’t. If you do, you’ll become as scared as the animal. You have to keep saying weird shit. You have to keep doing things the animal wouldn’t approve of. If you do enough things that scare the animal, maybe one day it’ll go to sleep.

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Your First Impression of Me vs Impression of Me Now (Anonymous or Not)

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when i say i like hiking, i don’t mean “eight mile backpacking trip with special gear and an emergency beacon” sort of hiking, i mean a three mile loop to go look at pretty things and then a huge brunch after.

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Like clockwork

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Adam Copeland and Malakai Black

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Skye Blue holding a bag of tacks looking absolutely delighted

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Skye saying “screw you” to the asshole who screamed “you suck” to her. You go, queen!

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death match skye blue is a dimes gimmick.

that shit ruled.

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Willow Nightingale vs Skye Blue

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Jack Perry:

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oh it's so hard to hate jack perry even when he's hurting kenny tho. He's too charming. Too cute.

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I know Kenny is selling, but he's out here scaring the hoes

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I acctually hate FTR so much yall

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I was hoping for Hangman and got fucking FTR instead…

I miss Cowboy shit