I like to imagine that Iron Bull was so nonchalant after those dudes attempted to assassinate him that nobody even bothered to report it to Cullen. You know, the guy whoโs in charge of the defense of Skyhold.
Cullen is just walking the battlements when he stumbles upon the dead body of the first assassin. And heโs like,ย โWhy is there a dead body lying in the middle of the battlements?โ
And one of the random scouts/soldiers whoโs always hanging out there goes,ย โOh, thatโs one of the guys who tried to assassinate Iron Bull.โ
And Cullen is just like:
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You really donโt realize how disconnected from reality rich people are until you have to work for them bro, like I just had a woman start crying because I told her that the leather recliners she wants to order would take 2 weeks to ship and she goes โWe just finished our custom home theater room and I have a get together this weekend and I have kitchen chairs in there. do you have any idea what thats like?โ HELLO????
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[STRIKES MY WIZARD STAFF ON THE GROUND AND IMMEDEATELY DUCKS BEHIND A ROCK]
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I uhh redrew Zuko as the girl laying by the pool meme, someone help me find a funny caption
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stop drawing human blathers as a twink we all know he looks like this
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reblog if you are a trans cyborg, you support trans cyborgs, or you just really hate Laura Ingraham
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