coryschaos

[coryschaos]

HEATER GUYYYY‼️‼️

-Retro From the Arcade

“ARCADE MAN!”

(Note: apologies for this extremely late reply i don’t check this ever)

#coryschaos #cory h. jenson hahahah #ARCADE MAN

[coryschaos]

Y O U 🫵

I was gonna name a goober Corey but my brain was all "No we already know someone by that name" but refused to tell me who anD IT WAS YOU THE WHOLE TIME 🫵

/silly

“… wanna buy a heater”

(TWIRLS AND SPINS /pos ^_^)

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“Oh!”

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I think their emo phase went a bit too far, get back to bed sweetie

I'm gonna kill you , faggot.

Sweetie but the edgy bold red away and go take your nap, doesn’t your bed look comfortable?

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NARRATOR:(Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard)According to all known lawsof aviation, :there is no way a beeshould be able to fly. :Its wings are too small to getits fat little body off the ground. :The bee, of course, flies anyway :because bees don't carewhat humans think is impossible.BARRY BENSON:(Barry is picking out a shirt)Yellow, black. Yellow, black.Yellow, black. Yellow, black. :Ooh, black and yellow!Let's shake it up a little.JANET BENSON:Barry! Breakfast is ready!BARRY:Coming! :Hang on a second.(Barry uses his antenna like a phone) :Hello?ADAM FLAYMAN:(Through phone)- Barry?BARRY:- Adam?ADAM:- Can you believe this is happening?BARRY:- I can't. I'll pick you up.(Barry flies down the stairs) :MARTIN BENSON:Looking sharp.JANET:Use the stairs. Your fatherpaid good money for those.BARRY:Sorry. I'm excited.MARTIN:Here's the graduate.We're very proud of you, son.

[Insert the rest of The Bee Movie script here, I shalln't torment you with the full thing]

“So emotional. Get out, I hate bees.”

[coryschaos]

…..subtly chucks cat treats at Russell

“.. stop that.”

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Russell do you eat cat treats

“I mean, what else would I eat? Flesh?”

[coryschaos]

CHIPI CHIPI CHAPA CHAPA LOOMI LOOMI LAMA LAMA MAGICOLI LOOMI LOOMI

BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM

“.. is this a cult?”

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Will does your head play a song if I put it in a cassette player

“.. I am not willing to try.”

[coryschaos]

erm my heater kinda,,,broke

what do i do

“Not my problem! Go get a new one.”

[coryschaos]

Hello, you!

Welcome to your new paradise! We are NOT scammers!

Asks: Open.

Characters open for asks: Rose, Cory, Will, Kevin, Lunar, and Russell.

RULES:

Please don’t ask or say anything sexual or offensive! Bully the characters all you want, just not PEOPLE..

Please don’t steal my sprites. I really like those.

Don’t spam.. it’s KINDA annoying.

Please, no sexual jokes or comments about me or the characters.

DNI!!

Homophobes/transphobes, anti-xenogender, ableist, racist, sexist, pedophiles, Israel supporters, proshippers, erm.. yea that’s it. Off the top my head.

GET SCAMMED LOSER!!!!!!!!!!!

#coryschaos