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You're the heiress to a wine company, right? How much for one case?
I am indeed.
*Madame Minthe smiles softly at the intruder.*
Although I must warn you, it is not... mmm, how to put this... your average wine.
As for sale prices, it is 30$ for a pack of twelve bottles! I hope that is the answer you needed~
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I can concur, magic is a most useful skill. However, mine is rather blood magic with roots in necromancy and astrology, and far less for arson purposes.
To each their own, I suppose. Maybe you could ask Phoenix for arson tips.
I'm very tempted to start learning magic simply because of the jealously I get seeing magic-users and how impressive they can be...
Plus, the bonus of arson.
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((Ooc: Friendly reminder that asks are more than welcomed on here! :D they are fun to answer and help me decide on her lore lmao))
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Mmm! Hello, there.
A warm welcome to you! I will write up a file on you as quickly as I can.
(Ooc: Hiiiiii! Is it okay if I can dm you to ask you questions for the file? Once I have the info I will update it along with @dark-j-snapdragon’s info)
Secret Society of Evil Writeblrs
Masterlist of members~
[Warning! This document contains classified information. Proceed?] YES NO ^
Writers have the most brilliant minds. The ability to be able to create entire realms through the simple use of words is an unparalleled talent. That power, used for good, can benefit real people and fictional characters alike. But used for evil... Writers have the most brilliant minds. And thus, they can dream up the most creative and illustrous crimes pulled off in innovative ways the likes of which our world has never seen.
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~ Keep the asks sfw if you please
~ No random links in asks
~ Be kind. We are all real people
~ Try to avoid sending DMs to the mods unless you are another mod
~ Anons are more than welcome here!
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Members:
~ Madame Minthe Serendipity (@corrupted-serendipminie-writes) 📖
THE ARCHIVIST
The wealthy heiress to a company providing the finest blood wine in the world, Madame Minthe is the mysterious sort, although filled with a delicate charm and blessed with enchanting beauty. There is something... eternal about her charisma.
She was married and widowed seven times (to people of various gender), and each of her spouses disappeared suddenly without a trace. After these losses, however, Minthe never did seem distraught. In fact, there was a certain glow about her that incited interest. She seemed to not age past the ripe age of twenty-three.
To this day, she works in a highly protected study with her spell book collection, where she compiles archives and analyzes past historical crimes. For inspiration, perhaps?
Interpersonal relationships:
Dr. Finley Rose: "They are an aquaintance... an ally, perhaps. They have quite the sense of humour and a flair for the dramatics."
Dr. Cami Einar: "She is delightful... the best possible person I could have come across in my grandfather's old castle. A most excellent scientist, indeed."
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~ Doctor Finley Rose (@evil-lordcatwich)🪀
THE INVENTOR
Doctor Rose is a professional at putting together masterpieces out of almost nothing at all. Their brilliant mind is credited with creating multiple concoctions and devises that exist solely for the cruel purpose of torture.
They make billions of dollars each year by selling their brilliant creations across dimensional thresholds to the villains short of time to create their own contraptions.
It's possible to find the doctor working well into the wee hours of the morning on some brilliant machine in their laboratory, located in a secluded area of Washington.
Finley never, ever speaks of their past truthfully, making up some new variation of a story on the spot if they’re asked too much. The most anyone can glean is that they “fell in with the wrong people and paid for it”, and that “It did get me where I am today, so that's a plus."
Interpersonal relationships:
Madame Minthe Serendipity: "They're cool. Not much else to say, not yet."
Dr. Cami Einar: "She's really fun to annoy! She makes really great stuff, too- every time I… borrow one of her inventions, it's like a whole new world opens up!"
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~ Doctor Cami Einar (@evillittlebookworm69) 🧪
THE ALCHEMIST
Wronged and unfairly betrayed, Doctor Cami Einar used to be a top-ranking scientist and researcher working under the highest set of laboratories worldwide.
An incident occurred where a fire greedily devoured one of the laboratories overnight, destroying years of important research left unprotected inside. All fingers pointed to Cami-- not because of proof, but because she was the only woman working there. Since that moment, her coworkers were sure that she was intent on harming them, and they began to shun and belittle her.
One day, tired of all the abuse, she snapped. If they feared that she intended to harm them... she would. She would become the exact person they feared, the exact person they wanted to see.
A villain.
Interpersonal relationships:
Dr. Finley Rose: "That rat? I still have to get them back for that potion they stole!"
Madame Minthe Serendipity: "Hm? Oh, the vampire? She's okay, doesn't bother me usually. You know, this place is basically hers, even if, theoretically, I found it first. But we do have an agreement: I make a blood substitute for her so that she doesn't have to go hunting, and I get to live in the basement. It's quite the large place."
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~ Phoenix (@dark-j-snapdragon) 🔥
THE ASSASSIN
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*Dr. Einar comes up to Madame Serendipity*
Minthe, did you by any chance happen to see some assasin person around here this week? Like this talk, kinda intimidating, mentioned having information on me from some sort of files?
-@evillittlebookworm69
Mmm, I did! How curious.
*Madame Minthe flips through her files, handing one to Doctor Einar after a while.*
An assassin, codename "Phoenix". I'm sure xey must have simply read one of the files I have here about you.
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Oh, goodness... it's rather large, isn't it?
*Madame Minthe's eyes widened at the sight.*
Still, it shouldn't be much of a problem. I am far stronger than most humans, after all...
I will gladly help~
*Madame Minthe knocks softly on the door of Cami's lab.*
Doctor Einar? I've changed and brought a mask with me. Shall we proceed, darling~?
~ @corrupted-serendipminie-writes
*The door opens slightly and Cami peaks her head out the door, wearing a biohazard suit*
Ah, Madame Serendipity, perfect timing. *Dr. Einar opens the door to her lab so that Minthe has a perfect view of most of it. It looked like your usual modern lab, except that in the middle there were a lot of glass containers knocked on the floor with different substances leaking out of them, and, surrounded by that mess, was some sort of dead being. It was 7 meters long, a dark shade of purple that could be confused for black, and it's body seemed to be covered with some sort of scales. Even at a closer inspection, it was hard to figure out any other features it had, since some of it's parts were either cut to pieces on the floor, or seemed to have been either melted or disolved. From the wounds of it's body a dark liquid was pouring out, seemingly similar to some sort of acid, since it damaged the surfaces it came in contact with*
I can take care of the smaller pieces by myself, but I really apreciate your help with the main part of the body, since it whould have definetly took me longer to take care of it alone. *Dr. Einar had an innocent smile on her face the entire time*
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147 kilograms? Not the heaviest thing I've moved~
*Minthe waves her hand.* It won't be a big deal at all, Doctor Einar.
Although I concur- I must get changed. What I am currently wearing is much too fashionable for dark acid!
*She wrinkles her nose at the idea of her clothing getting even slightly dirty.*
*There is a knock at the door of the archives before it's opened slightly and Dr. Einar peaks her head throught the door*
Madame Serendipity, can I bother you for a few seconds? Do we happen have a very big trashcan for things that maybe are slightly to slightly more biohazardous?
(-@evillittlebookworm69)
Ah, Doctor Einar. I hope you are faring well? And please, call me Minthe, I insist. We live under the same roof, after all.
*She laughs demurely.*
Hm... biohazardous, you say?
I'm not entirely sure I have a trashcan, but I do know there are some dug graves around the back of the castle, if you'd like to take a look.
What exactly is in need of a disposal so large, if I may ask? I'm purely curious~
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Mmm, alright. I'd be more than glad to help you~
How much strength is approximately needed?
*There is a knock at the door of the archives before it's opened slightly and Dr. Einar peaks her head throught the door*
Madame Serendipity, can I bother you for a few seconds? Do we happen have a very big trashcan for things that maybe are slightly to slightly more biohazardous?
(-@evillittlebookworm69)
Ah, Doctor Einar. I hope you are faring well? And please, call me Minthe, I insist. We live under the same roof, after all.
*She laughs demurely.*
Hm... biohazardous, you say?
I'm not entirely sure I have a trashcan, but I do know there are some dug graves around the back of the castle, if you'd like to take a look.
What exactly is in need of a disposal so large, if I may ask? I'm purely curious~
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Ah, how curious~ That sounds like a brilliant idea for an invention! I'm terribly sorry it didn't work out...
You had to fight it one your own?! Oh, doctor... when you're in a situation like that, please do not hesitate to let me know. You're one of the only companions I have, and it would be a shame if I lost you to a malfunctioning experiment...
Is there anything I can aid you with currently?
*There is a knock at the door of the archives before it's opened slightly and Dr. Einar peaks her head throught the door*
Madame Serendipity, can I bother you for a few seconds? Do we happen have a very big trashcan for things that maybe are slightly to slightly more biohazardous?
(-@evillittlebookworm69)
Ah, Doctor Einar. I hope you are faring well? And please, call me Minthe, I insist. We live under the same roof, after all.
*She laughs demurely.*
Hm... biohazardous, you say?
I'm not entirely sure I have a trashcan, but I do know there are some dug graves around the back of the castle, if you'd like to take a look.
What exactly is in need of a disposal so large, if I may ask? I'm purely curious~
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*There is a knock at the door of the archives before it's opened slightly and Dr. Einar peaks her head throught the door*
Madame Serendipity, can I bother you for a few seconds? Do we happen have a very big trashcan for things that maybe are slightly to slightly more biohazardous?
(-@evillittlebookworm69)
Ah, Doctor Einar. I hope you are faring well? And please, call me Minthe, I insist. We live under the same roof, after all.
*She laughs demurely.*
Hm... biohazardous, you say?
I'm not entirely sure I have a trashcan, but I do know there are some dug graves around the back of the castle, if you'd like to take a look.
What exactly is in need of a disposal so large, if I may ask? I'm purely curious~
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Why, thank you very much, darling!
*Minthe delicately picks up the vial, examining it for a few moments before placing it down on a shelf.*
I’m always in the need of blood. If you ever need to get rid of bodies… you know where to find me. If you need any files, I’ll have those too.
*She gives Phoenix a saccharine smile*
Run along, now, we don’t want the neighbours to suspect anything~
Someone knocks on your back entrance door twice. They wait a few seconds, before knocking twice once more.
Hello?
*Madame Minthe gently puts down the files in her hands and moves towards the back door, twisting it open swiftly*
Welcome to Serendipity archives, how may I be of service to you?
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little bit of concept art for phoenix
(@littlebookworm69 @lordcatwich @serendipminiewrites)
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Someone knocks on your back entrance door twice. They wait a few seconds, before knocking twice once more.
Hello?
*Madame Minthe gently puts down the files in her hands and moves towards the back door, twisting it open swiftly*
Welcome to Serendipity archives, how may I be of service to you?
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The post got twice the amount of needed notes so here have this
Remove the necktie and it's pretty lore-accurate :)
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no elaboration
@serendipminie you were the one who provided all the notes so I'm tagging ya :3
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Oh... how interesting~
*She grins*
It seems you have found a way to make the rats do what you want... how brilliant!
*One day while walking throught the castle's halls you hear strange noises from the castle's kitchen. Do you investigate further?*
(-@evillittlebookworm69 )
Doctor Einar? Are you cooking something in there?
*Minthe calls softly, unsure of the noise's origin*
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Greetings, indeed.
*Madame Minthe steps cautiously into the kitchen*
Ah... what exactly are you preparing?
*One day while walking throught the castle's halls you hear strange noises from the castle's kitchen. Do you investigate further?*
(-@evillittlebookworm69 )
Doctor Einar? Are you cooking something in there?
*Minthe calls softly, unsure of the noise's origin*
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Here to drop off the blood!! :]
(-@evil-lordcatwich )
Why, hello Doctor Rose~
That was indeed moderately quick. Many thanks for your service.
Is there anything you'd like while you're here?
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