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Choose Your Lyons 4/7: happy Lyons (for once)
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Every protein bar is called something like "double chocolate indulgence caramel cookie dough delight crunch" and tastes like clay and sawdust
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narratively christianity is pretty cool i think it should have been a jrpg instead of a religion though
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They call me Leonardo Doujinshi
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if the universe were not so cruel the "Tailor Swift" would be a beautiful bird that elegantly sews its nest together
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We really do need to bring back the word "trolling" and warning ppl not to feed the trolls
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Have you met any tumblr friends in person?
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a nap, eons later
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High Priestess of Oblivion
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corpseti · 3 days
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Thursday the 2
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It is morally correct to be horny on main.
If we really want to fight against this puritanical culture that seems to be hell-bent on running sex workers off the internet and banning pornography wherever they can find it, you have a moral duty to post hole on main. Doesn't have to be your own hole but you got to post it.
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"No one believes me, everyone thinks I'm crazy, and worst of all, you say you're human and EVERYONE takes your word for it!!"
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they hate me for my slutty waist and my ability to see the good in everything
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