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I HATE THEATER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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“Oh, the places you’d go! If you weren’t oppressed by wage labor & class society”

Poster seen in Melbourne

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it's murderer night, the one night a year where there's for sure a murderer. famously, the murderer will do everything they can to try and deceive you into opening the door, so i'll have to stay alert.

at midnight i hear a knock on my door. cautiously from my couch, i holler "who's there?"

i hear whoever's on the other side say "im a woman with boobs".

i contemplate this for a moment, before opening the door. on the other side is the most beautiful woman with boobs ive ever seen. but while im looking at her boobs she takes out a knife and murders me.

moral of the story: women can be murderers too so stay on guard.

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nobody does it better than the stardew valley chicken

lets goooooo little dude you know exactly whats going on

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lil guys

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thinkign about how out-of-context this panel looks like falin experiencing the worst post-nut clarity known to mankind after epic say gex with marcille

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The maidpron is real !

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wut

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snastries (snail pastries)

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At some point in your life, you were taught that being slightly annoying is an unforgivable sin. Maybe it was by your parents or a teacher or a friend or a bully or an older sibling. But someone taught you that being slightly annoying is a crime punishable by death.

You must unlearn this.

You must accept that all people will be annoying at some point or another in their lives, maybe all of their lives, and that this is okay. It is okay for strangers on the bus, it is okay for children in the grocery store, it is okay for people on social media, and it is okay for you.

If you ever want to truly love your fellow humans, if you ever want to truly love yourself, you must have forgiveness for being annoying.

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Reblog for a larger sample size, if possible.

#skin of slain beast

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Fairy Alcove

Started at the end of 2022 and finished in July 2023. Available as a print for a limited time. <3

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this is the single best picture of an eclipse I've taken ever. it's not even close

bark bark bark bark

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Yeah

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time loop fans when the time loop is metaphorical rather than literal and symbolizes how the character will always have something they love ripped from them like their heart from their chest, and yet they keep going, keep building bridges that are destined to burn because maybe loving is worth being torn apart

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Head full of thorns 🫀🩸🩸

#blood

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