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vampire sandwich

#😳😳😳😳 #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #i'm listening

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I don't really care about Pokemon, but I can't not share this clip after seeing it

#CRYING #laugh rule

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#man i should so this

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#important #ive seen this clip a couple of times #i think its extremely important that people see it #i gotta watch the whole thing

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Doodle from a Victorian skin AU @sparrrorow and I came up with. Dumbest bitches in London

Bonus:

#laugh rule #SCREAMS I LOVE THIS #dst #maxwil #i love it so much

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#laugh rule #i fucking love this #absolute fav

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#fruits basket baybeeeeeee

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All time tweet

#what's more pronouns than that?

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😭😭😭😭

#laugh rule #CRYING

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Crumbs

First morning together~ Delia comes off as very put together and emotionally secure, but she too still has stuff to work on (namely her abandonment issues)

[All comics in order here]

BONUS:

#laugh rule #absolute fav #god fuckin bless oh my god

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No in between. Reblog if you vote pleas

#warm outside but cool inside

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#i went to canada and ordered a hot chocolate in french #and i pronounced 'chaud' as 'shod' #even though i knew in my brain its pronounced 'show' #(i was 14 at the time and a first year french student Please Forgive Me)

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d'awww hell yeah

you're going about your normal day when, suddenly, surprise! you've been pokémon mystery dungeon'd!

unfortunately, due to budget cuts, the pokémon assigning quiz has been canceled. instead, you must spin THE WHEEL, assigning you a random, unevolved, non-legendary and non-mythical pokémon. you must now go on some sort of world-saving adventure as this pokémon. good luck!

tell me in the tags what you rolled, and how you feel about it - for bonus points, you can spin the wheel again for (or just take your pick of) a pokémon to be your partner.

bonus rules:

you're not shiny unless the wheel tells you you're shiny

take your pick of regional forms and evolutions (for example, if you roll vulpix, it's up to you whether that means normal or alolan vulpix)

apply whatever logic you like with regards to gender

have fun and be yourself!

#baby doggie pokemon 🥺💕

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Packed my husband a slice of cake with his work lunch and he sent me this

I am losing my mind over this.

#laugh rule #sobbign

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sassy

#my art #[taps microphone] this shit still work or #rottmnt #leo rottmnt #i havent drawn in so long #i feel like i can finally get back to it

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#this is fucking fantastic #laugh rule

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leitmotifs never get old to me like holy shit dude there’s this melody that corresponds to this one guy and if you hear the melody it means the guy is there. holy shit. and sometimes it refers to ideas too not just guys. has anyone heard about this

#I FUCKING LOVE MUSIC #POUNDING MY FISTS ON THE TABLE #ITS SUCH A SIMPLE CONCEPT AND YET #RRRRAAAAGHFHFBHFHHSKGDJG #FOAMING AT THE MOUTH