cornleykillercanary

[cornleykillercanary]

Saw this on a door at work.

[cornleykillercanary]

Hey kids, take it from an old forest hag: it's totally okay to half-ass your hobbies

... trace that picture for your journal

... like old cars without knowing how to fix them

... watch the movies without reading the comics

... super glue the part of the model

... learn one (1) way to make a braid

... watch how-to videos for every step of the recipe

... google every second word in that article

... use the automatic setting on your camera

And don't be ashamed. Real life isn't school. The all or nothing mentality is not healthy. Don't gate-keep yourself from stuff that might be fun. Shrug, grin, and hold eye contact with a boomer while you do it. It's good I promise.

[cornleykillercanary]

two bros

chillin in the hot tub

sittin pretty close but they’re just friends

and that’s ok

[cornleykillercanary]

fuck it i hope 15 is super aroace and doesn't flirt with Anyone intentionally. yeah he can say sweetheart and sugar and babe but he does not mean any of it. somebody takes it as interest and he goes "Oh, you thought? I wanted to??? ????????? No."

#ooooo yes please #i would rly like this

[cornleykillercanary]

'just ask them out, the worst they could say is no' WRONG the worst they could say is that's why i left you behind. it's not easy even just looking at you, jack, because you're wrong. you are. i can't help it. i'm a time lord. it's instinct. it's in my guts. you're a fixed point in time and space. you're a fact. that's never meant to happen, even the tardis reacted against you, tried to shake you off. flew all the way to the end of the universe just to get rid of you.

#honestly bit harsh doctor #jack did not deserve that

[cornleykillercanary]

I was reading something about Whitestown, Indiana and my eyes nearly popped out of my head thinking it was one of THOSE comically racist towns. Nice to know, at least the name, wasn’t that.

[cornleykillercanary]

Peter Spankoffski in another universe

Ted Spankoffski in another universe

Oh, I can tell you exactly how he became one

[cornleykillercanary]

“Never Gonna Give You Up” with every second beat removed

[cornleykillercanary]

This thread omg

[cornleykillercanary]

i want to study at a British university

i will spell color as colour and use degrees celcius. i would watch Sherlock on BBC all night while drinking a cuppa tea with my flatmates. i’ll have fish and chips every day that’s worth 5 quid. i would go to gaff parties every night. i am also more likely to meet chavs, One Direction, Ed Sheeran and the Queen.

i wish i was british :(

[cornleykillercanary]

[cornleykillercanary]

"let people be wrong about you" is such good advice that i am unfortunately physically incapable of following. if i am incorrectly perceived by anyone i will simply start ripping things with my teeth

[cornleykillercanary]

literally screaming at everybody “pete and ted can’t ever interact with each other, they’re played by the same actor : (“ DO YOU FORGET WHO WE’RE DEALING WITH HERE??

there are the insane quick changes of which we have: joey richter himself playing what i can only assume to be the entire population of independence (plus an ox) in one song:

and then, of course, the master himself, brosenthal, playing frankly 80% of the cast, but ESPECIALLY in this one scene. ONE SCENE:

“oh but joey left the scene for some of the quick changes in tto, he can’t do that if the spankoffski bros are supposed are supposed to have a conversation” FINE, the other option: just play two characters at once. which starkid has done before.

exhibit one, twisted. these two are not the same:

exhibit two, tgwdlm, a hatchetfield show. this already happened in a hatchefield show:

(also, it is two different characters, do not fight me on this. this scene is too confrontation from jekyll & hyde-coded to be the same character) SPEAKING off confrontation:

joey did already. play two different characters at once. i’m not here to argue the semantics or implications about personhood of saying confrontation and let it go has two different characters each, i’m just saying, acting-wise, there’s two distinctive characters in both songs. like. guys. absolutely joey could just simply play both of them simultaneously. they literally do this all the time. what’s your excuse now

[cornleykillercanary]

the problem with watching doctor who as a child is that a small part of your brain can never completely give up the idea that the doctor exists. if i saw a blue police box materialize out of thin air i would not be anywhere near surprised enough.

[cornleykillercanary]

i’m going to kdxjdhdjhddjjdhs

[cornleykillercanary]

Recommending yo Inside no.9 episodes based on your favorite Hatchetfield musicals

For those unlucky enough to not be familiar with Inside no.9, it's a long running British anthology which could best be billed as a dark comedy. Every episode is written by creators Steve Pemberton and Reece Shearsmith, who also both act in all but 3 episodes.

You can find all the episodes here

I've long thought most Hatchetfield and general Starkid fans would love it, so for those with a particular fondness for that little island town, here are some suggestions

The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals

Sardines (1x1), Private View (3x6), Zanzibar (4x1), Wuthering Heist (6x1) and Paraskevidekatriaphobia (8x3)

Black Friday

Last Gasp (1x4), The Bill (3x2), Diddle Diddle Dumpling (3x5), Simon Says (6x2), Mother's Ruin (8x2)

Nerdy Prudes Must Die

Cold Comfort (2x4), Once Removed (4x3), Tempting Fate (4x6), How Do You Plead? (6x5), Love Is A Stranger (8x4)

While these are my specific suggestions for fans of certain shows, I'd recommend the entire show to basically anyone with even a passing interest in dark media.

[cornleykillercanary]