Seriously though,
Writing "u" for "you"
Passed in the days of flip phones.
No excuses now.
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‘90s Movie Song Problem
Why the same awe as
I Will Always Love You for
My Heart Will Go On?
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Our Food & Water Supply
After a rainstorm,
The LA sky shines so blue!
Where did the smog go?
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I Love Sidewalk-Sharing People
Oh, leaf-blower man,
So kind, pausing while I pass,
I’ll pick up my pace.
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Judging The Slang
Please, keep writing "tho"
And let me know your school's name.
My kids won't go there.
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Fleeting Zen
Post-yoga or church,
I'm at peace. Then road rage strikes!
I'm a jerk again.
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Umm, Ok, Neil Diamond...
Red wine has never
Caused one to forget an ex.
That's not how booze works.
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A Call For Civic Responsibility
Please: hit the button,
Elevator or crosswalk,
If you arrive first.
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To Each Their Own...and Bad TV.
Minnesota Twins.
For you it's baseball. For me?
Brenda and Brandon.
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New Tech, Old Content
After a long day
I tune out with a podcast
On the Brenda Years.
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Didn't Think It Was Possible, But:
"Lockbox" sounds less dumb
When candidates speak today.
Rest in peace, nuance.
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Observations on Behavior
I watch the bad kids,
And see the parents suck, too.
Naughty by...nurture?
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Ashley Madison Revelations
The cheaters are hacked
Who knew there were so many
Down with OPP
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Grocery Store Problems - CA Edition
Finally: check out!
But my canvas bag is home.
Defeat costs ten cents.
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Language and Geography
I couldn't hide it,
All knew I was from New York
Since I stood on lines.
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Styles of the Times
Wait, man buns are cool?
Perhaps I'm too critical
But I deem them gross.
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Hot Demo
Toys R Us loves me
Because I have what they need:
Friends who get knocked up.
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