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#tf2 #tf2 medic #tf2 spy #tf2 sniper #tf2 scout #tf2 engineer #tf2 demoman #tf2 soldier #tf2 heavy #tf2 pyro #tf2 facts #polls

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[ruby's feathers were almost grown back, only a few pin feathers remained near her head. She flew into spy's smoking room and saw a disgruntled harry, landing on a book and chirping melodically]

Hello friend! I ruby. Am fast master's robin! Pi~yo!

[she hopped around and flew to land atop harry's head, fluffing up and perching]

You are ok? - ruby robin

Harry blinks when the robin lands on his head, but he doesn’t swipe at her. He wheezes through his nose. I am sick…my nose hurts! It makes me very angry!

He demonstrates just how angry he is by sharpening his claws on the rug.

#tf2 #robin anon #harry the cat #lore

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Medic’s got a large jar full of suspicious pills. He will not discuss what these pills are, and is being very secretive about them. The label on the bottle reads, “TRUTH PILLS”.

#tf2 #tf2 medic #tf2 facts

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-climbs onto chair and then onto the kitchen table-

This is a very nice view!

-drags away a half full can of bonk and uses rope to get down from the table-

Goodbye for now!

-French Rat

Scout stumbles into the kitchen, clearly sweating from working out. He opens the fridge and fumbles for the can of Bonk he’d been saving, but doesn’t find it. Instead, his hand finds a can of tomato sauce. Not paying any attention whatsoever, he pops the cap of sauce open and takes a swig. He then stops, thinks, and blurts out, “When did they start making pizza Bonk!?”

#tf2 #tf2 scout #lore #french rat

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Disco frog?

“Who?” Sniper asks, confused. He looks over, spotting a frog that’s painted to look like a disco ball. “Oh! Who painted the frog!?”

#tf2 #tf2 sniper #lore

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Harry, Spy’s cat, has been in a bad mood lately. He’s been stalking around Spy’s room and hissing at random objects. It likely has something to do with the fact that he can’t stop sneezing…

#tf2 #tf2 spy #tf2 facts #harry the cat

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*A 5 dollar bill on the hook of a fishing line dangles in the air in the middle of the base*

*Does anyone dare to try and take it?*

Scout wanders up and spots the fishing line. “Hey! Check it!” He makes a move for the dollar, but Soldier grabs him and pulls him back.

“Don’t trust it, maggot!” Soldier barks. “That could be left by a hippie to try and recruit you into their vegan army!”

#tf2 #tf2 scout #tf2 soldier #lore

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A mysterious puzzle box has showed up at the base. It has incomprehensible writing on it and a slot that looks to be a keyhole. No one knows how to open it, but Pyro has been kicking it around like a tin can.

#tf2 #tf2 pyro #tf2 facts

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Walks into spy’s room in the middle of the night

Steals his cigarettes, replaces his wine with jarate and takes his fancy suits

‘Until next time’-🦴

Uh-oh! Bad decision! Spy is now rapidly approaching your location.

#tf2 #tf2 spy #lore

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-zap!-

Solider you now have a burger that can never run out!

If take a bite it will regenerate!

-Wizard anon

Soldier examines the burger cautiously, before taking an experimental bite. When the burger regenerates, he gasps out loud. “Oh! My god…”

#tf2 #tf2 soldier #lore #food #wizard anon

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In his camper, Sniper suddenly wakes up in a cold sweat. He recalls that he once was a werewolf…is he still a werewolf? He doesn’t remember, oddly enough. His concern fades away, though, and he ends up watching nature documentaries on the TV.

#tf2 #tf2 sniper #tf2 facts

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-walks past medic carrying one of Archimedes’s feathers-

Bonjour doctor!

-waves and walks back to mouse hole-

-French rat

Medic stops his current project and watches the rat in bewilderment. Finally, he looks to Archimedes. “Did you give that rat one of your feathers?”

Archimedes doesn’t seem to be listening, as he’s more focused on the corn chips he’s munching.

#tf2 #tf2 medic #tf2 archimedes #lore #french rat

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Hey, Heavy, how was the kiełbasa & pickles? It was locally sourced, so you know it's authentic Polish kiełbasa!

Also, Lutz, how are the tots doing? With Leo & Elise living at the base, I was wondering how many different languages besides English they've managed to pick up. You know, I may be a fellow merc but I know a thing or two about psychology, & kiddies are like little language sponges when they're still toddlers!

Also, do they have cute lil German accents?

Should I start signing off somehow... Uh... Oh!

🇵🇱🗡anon

“Oh, so lovely,” Heavy nods in appreciation. “Is always good, delicious and good to eat…thank you,”

Medic laughs. “The children are doing just fine! They speak both German and English fluently — they do have accents, but Leo’s accent is stronger. They have picked up on some languages, though…” he turns to look at Heavy. “Sometimes I hear them speak Russian,”

Heavy can’t help but grin. “Oh…yes…”

#tf2 #tf2 medic #tf2 heavy #leo #elise #lore

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Heavy, have you ever tried to cover Medic's eyes when he's angry to see if he calms down like birds do?

“No…?” Heavy pauses, thinking about that. “Have not tried this…but I could…”

#tf2 #tf2 heavy #tf2 medic #lore

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Soldier says he’s been having good days lately, but tonight he’s been laying in bed and talking incessantly about how much he wants a cheeseburger. Perhaps it’s just a mood…

#tf2 #tf2 soldier #tf2 facts #food

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Scout wants to start a podcast. Spy claims he has a plan in place to stop him from doing so…

#tf2 #tf2 spy #tf2 scout #tf2 facts