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Americans reviewing an italian movie from the 70s: this movie clearly needs a historical context that i do not know nor i am willing to learn, since this movie is created in this political context that i have no interest in learning more about, i do not understand the movie, as i am afraid of foreign political contexts

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objects you would see in homestar runner

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are you supposed to eat the bones in canned sardines. they’re so mushy

dude you dont even notice they're there

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i see typo in the group chat is a time honoured tradition

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twitter feed simulator

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Outtakes

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germany will always remain a very morbidly funny concept to me. large land of sweaty numbers-obsessive woodland beasts who, when given enough resources, make really good cars and, when given more resources, invariably start killing a lot of people

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In honor of my original meme hitting over 99k notes on tumblr dot com, I’ve made a sequel nearly 4 years later!

(original below)

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'tsumi 💥

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the inflection is exactly the same. I have been thinking about this for an hour. was this on purpose or is this just how people are naturally compelled to say these words in this order (via @biderverse on X/Twitter)