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coolkidwasteland · 2 hours
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i know this sounds like the kind of post a guy who was chained in a basement like a dog for most of his life and only recently emerged in the world would make but it really does mean so much to me that i can casually talk about seemingly mundane things like having friends and being able to make my own decisions for myself now. it isn't easy but god damn. it really does get better if you just keep looking for the light.
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coolkidwasteland · 11 hours
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Another AO3 thing I’m curious about, how do yall decide if something is good enough to read? Usually I follow a rule of 1 kudos for every 10 hits. One because it’s easy math and two it’s yet to fail me. Thoughts? Do you just go for it and pray it’s good?
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coolkidwasteland · 11 hours
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I fuckign. Launch a rocket to do NASA research in two weeks.
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This seems like something everyone should know if they’re in the sciences and/or interested in reading scientific papers.
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coolkidwasteland · 1 day
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coolkidwasteland · 1 day
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Even Biden supporters want this motherfucker gone like what are we doing here?
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coolkidwasteland · 1 day
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did my question come through?
if it was the lion king vore one then yes, i just need a minute
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coolkidwasteland · 1 day
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all of the glitched name cards from this week’s game changer for your convenience.
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coolkidwasteland · 1 day
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everybody 👏 do the🙌 wenis the 🙌 wenis is a🕺dance💃 everybody👥is a 🤓 genius if they 🙋 know it in ⏰ advance
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coolkidwasteland · 1 day
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16 Trans Agendas for the Modern Queer
Live to old age.
Enjoy a nice snack.
Cuddle up with my cat.
Demand good healthcare.
Create a chosen family.
Soak in queer community.
Reject any need for cis approval.
Respect pronouns.
Breathe deep breaths.
Admire surgical scars.
Be kind.
Tell my friends that I love them.
Be endlessly creative.
T4T.
Watch the sunrise.
Persist.
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coolkidwasteland · 1 day
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One of the interesting things I learned about zoo history is that the reason so many exhibits used to be barren or floored with concrete was because keeping the animals clean kept them alive.
It wasn’t that people wanted to keep them in horrible conditions - it was that before we knew much about exotic animal medicine, all we knew is that the more thoroughly we could clean, the less they’d die. Then the tendency towards tradition that’s prevalent in animal care fields kicked in, and it took forever to shift away from that type of construction even as knowledge was gained.
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coolkidwasteland · 1 day
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coolkidwasteland · 1 day
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"this only takes 10 minutes so you should still have some free time" but have you considered that i need to lie down for 5 hours in complete silence after even the most basic task you could think of
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coolkidwasteland · 1 day
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people are way too comfortable being dismissive of children and teenagers. if a toddler comes up to you and starts explaining skibidi toilet lore or if a 13 year old asks you if you want to hear about their mha ocs you have to listen with utmost sincerity or at least pretend to. this is the only way you will get into heaven.
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coolkidwasteland · 1 day
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forgot the best part of death note, the american names written by someone who was just kind of guessing what american names sounded like. anyways rip to raye penber, arire weekwood, and lian zapack, average american men
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coolkidwasteland · 1 day
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unsung benefit i think a lot of ppl are sleeping on with using the public library is that i think its a great replacement for the dopamine hit some ppl get from online shopping. it kind of fills that niche of reserving something that you then get to anticipate the arrival of and enjoy when it arrives, but without like, the waste and the money.
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coolkidwasteland · 1 day
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a stud in black leather on a black motorcycle just revved their engine at me and thank god I tore my demonic uterus out ages ago because I think that would have finally knocked me up
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