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Today I called a girl homophobic as a joke and she almost started crying

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jesse don't touch that that's the growth potion i've been synthesi-no jesse DON'T

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Ozai is so pathetic, like that “take his bending away haha he’s harmless now” trick would never have worked on Zuko, if you took his bending away he’d just grab his swords and come at you twice as hard, Azula doesn’t have swords or anything but she’s pretty good at hand to hand and amazing at talking her way out of problems, Iroh bust himself out of prison with no bending at all, meanwhile Ozai? Gets his bending taken away and then just collapses, doesn’t even try anymore, then just sits in prison and tries to get into Zuko’s head some more, he could have trained up and tried to break out too! But no! Bet he can’t break steel bars with his bare hands. Bet he can’t kick a steel lever in two. Bet he can’t even do a flip.

Also we never really see him do any really impressive firebending apart from when he has magic comet power, I guesss he shoots some lightning at Zuko, but that’s it and Azula is still better at the lightning thing. Azula has blue flames. Zuko can do firebreakdancing and bend with his swords. Does Ozai, who is not 14 years old, have blue flames? No he doesn’t.

He didn’t even do his coup himself, Ursa had to kill Azulon for him! Could have just challenged Iroh to an Agni Kai for the throne but he didn’t bc he knew he’d lose.

And then he only ruled for like 6 years! He lost a war that had been going on for 100 years bc of a bunch of kids.

Loserlord indeed

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I attended a seminar on Legal Issues and the LGBTI community and one HILARIOUS side effect of same sex marriage getting legalised was in reality…horrible for estate planning and property disputes, but also sounds like an incredible fic premise

Before same sex marriage was legal a fair few gay couples got married in foreign countries; it had no effect in Australia but it was the principle of the thing. When it became legal, their marriages took effect in Aussie too.

This was wonderful for couples who were still together, but for couples who had broken up, and hadn’t bothered to go back to that foreign country to get divorced (and they rarely did)…they suddenly found themselves married again.

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This just in: local reporter more famous for looking like celebrity friend than any of his stories from last decade

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Just reminiscing among friends…….

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Wait this is funny

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Officer Bailey: Did any of you see a van with a chemists sticker?

Richie: Do you have a warrent?

Bailey: Hm?

Richie: Do you have a fucking warrent!?

Bailey, flustered: Enjoy the rest of the big game... *starts walking away*

Richie: *oinks*

Ethan who overheard everything: Hell yeah!

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I love these photos. They give me an idea about like a crack ship between a sniggle and Paul. Maybe infected Paul and a Wiggly sniggle get away from the action their God's are doing while they relax for a while. Or just a world where Emma happens to be a green alien woman.

Also have a bonus what if black friday was Pokey's invasion instead of Wiggly's

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How my creative process works sometimes.

Search your soul. You know it to be true.