I want to leave somewhere for a few days without telling my family where I’m going. I just want to be somewhere without being told what to do and what to dress in every day.
“You could just feel the awkwardness and sexual tension in the air during the whole gathering, when I had arrived. At least Zangief and Bison was pretty chill about my new look.”
A project that I’m working on hopefully I can come up with something. #willyoubemyguardian #cookiez6355 #whitchzone #project #idea https://www.instagram.com/p/BnNOvpUlF5s/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=pjcpn6nudt1c
Soooo we really just gonna pretend default octoboy came out of the train station and didn’t get a boyfriend immediately? 👀👀 why we lying? But pearl and marina seeing their one tentacle haired baby with his inkling bf is good content 😩💕
Dr. Coyle: Your title is doomed, Max Brass! I’ve poisoned the water supply for all the other fighters!
Max Brass: Actually, because you poisoned the water supply, we discovered that the city’s pipe infrastructure is really severely outdated, so thank you for bringing our attention to that. Millions of people could’ve gotten sick over the next few years.
Dr. Coyle: …
Max Brass: Secondly, because you snuck past the security systems so easily, we found out that funds specifically for that security system were being embezzled by government officials, so we busted a major fraud ring.
Dr. Coyle: …
Max Brass: And finally, the pathogen you unleashed does give people mild diarrhea, but we found it’s also a great source of Vitamin C-
Dr. Coyle: OKAY whatever, take THIS! [She punches him with the Lokjaw straight in the chest, knocking him back into a wall.]