convervative-blog

[convervative-blog]

Yall ever heard of being normal?

[convervative-blog]

Has this been done before?

[convervative-blog]

[convervative-blog]

who wore it better: irishman accidentally protesting  against heterosexual marriages vs Donald Trump seemingly opposing childbirth

[convervative-blog]

im sorry but this is THE FUNNIEST thing i ever read with my own two eyes

[convervative-blog]

me: *tries to buy star trek merch*

me: *has a whole fuckin breakdown about what role i would even occupy on a starship n therefore cant pick between the uniform colors*

[convervative-blog]

when you’re not sure if someone is actually mad or if they’re joking

[convervative-blog]

Pardner, why u mad? Cuz my spurs jingle jangle jingle and yours don’t?

[convervative-blog]

thanks man

[convervative-blog]

There is explicit nonbinary representation on my math homework

[convervative-blog]

reasons why amy santiago is already jewish:

she says she wants holt to be her rabbi

instead of calling it the spa or Turkish Bath, she refers to Jake going to The Shvitz. (ep: Old School)

Jake wishes her Happy Chanukkah (in the episode Christmas)

instead of getting holt one present, she had six small presents which is just one short of the full seven (see above)

went to magnet school (it was probably day school)

family events center around thanksgiving and never christmas & is in general way more obsessed with thanksgiving dinner than christmas or other holidays

is cuban, and there’s definitely a cuban jewish population (one of the local cantors where i am is cuban!)

reasons why amy santiago wasn’t already jewish but converted to judaism:

she saw a complete collection of the talmud and fell in love with the cross-indexing 

that one time she was like “i LOVE complex and obscure rules” when getting paperwork approved for holt 

wants a rabbi in her life (both holt and a real rabbi)

loves books a whole lot so probably read the recommended reading list in a week 

shavuot is an all night study session and that is the best kind of holiday amy santiago has ever heard of she would convert based on that alone 

[convervative-blog]

ya im passing out from exhaustion reading ur tired ass takes

Just incase you still weren’t sure.

[convervative-blog]

why dont you put your money where your mouth is and try to immigrate to the united states then, bc i guarantee you you wont even get as far as having a real human being realize you already live there before u give up

NYC!!! ICE IS OUT RIGHT NOW!

IF YOU KNOW ANY OTHER CHECK POINTS PLS REBLOG WITH THE INFO

[convervative-blog]

men are predators, and i mean you, specifically 

Calling all men predator and saying how you hate them all doesn’t make you a piece of shit. In today’s world of internet hyperbole only people who feel personally attacked by these words will be offended. While normal people understand that this is a not an attack on them and understand the actual message. Much like if one was lounging by a pool and a lifeguard yelled “stop running” you would have at least two brain cells to rub together to realise it’s not aimed at you. Please enjoy your day x

thank you!! someone with some common sense finally!

[convervative-blog]

tumblr user “it is ok to be white” 

Just incase you still weren't sure.

[convervative-blog]

your dumb

Just incase you still weren’t sure.

[convervative-blog]

because i just told you when obama does it it's fine

Just incase you still weren’t sure.