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November 25, 2023

Ok so I had a dream where I was at work for like the entire day and I was training these like new hires and my brain was like in a coma but my body was still working and I was like so like spaced out and had no idea what was going on but i was somehow still training these guys. so I called Andy and was like hey I'm like dying can I go home and he was like yeah it's fine. and then I clocked out after working for like 12 hours or something and I went to my car and my brain like woke up from the coma but everything was super messed up like my vision. every time I opened my eyes the whole world was sideways and I was like omg what's wrong with me like I need to go to the hospital and I was like on my way home to this apartment building I lived it and it was so crappy of a building it was like built completely out of metal and it looked terrible and there were like no walls in half the areas. and before I walked up the stairs I was outside and I realized my fish had somehow escaped my fish tank but they could swim in the air (thats how I saw them) and I was like trying to catch them to bring them back inside and I like shooed them inside and then these birds started attacking me and it was terrible and then I went inside with birds still stuck on me and I went up to my floor and on my way up this alien kid was like pestering me. he was like a literal alien child but he was acting more like an animal than a person and he was like climbing on me and i was like pushing him off and then I went into my apartment really fast and closed the door behind me. so then I had a roommate and I was like "hey I just like woke up from a coma and birds started attacking me and now there's this little kid outside. can you like take care of him please" and she was like "no sorry I've had a really hard day" and I was like "fine ill take care of it" and so I opened the door again and this kid was laying on the ground unconscious. and it was terrible and I was like oh no like I have to take him to a hospital right now. and then it stopped being me and it was just some guy instead but I was watching everything like a movie. I'll call him guy 1. so the guy 1 was looking for an exit but couldnt find any so he called his friend guy 2 and was like "hey i have this kid here can you help me like what am I supposed to do" and the guy was like "bring him down these specific stairs and there's a shipyard down here I'm working at and we'll take care of him" but then the guy 1 realized that the kid was dead so he put him in like a wooden crate and started taking him to the shipyard. so then he was in the shipyard and he put the crate in the like the dumpster and guy 2 was like nononono. but then everyone else started putting their trash in the dumpster on top. and one girl like put a bucket with this like acid in it and everyone was walking away but then everyone was like "omg what's that smell like it smells like when that acid is burning a human so there must be a person in the garbage and we need to get them out!!!" and so everyone was like taking the garbage out and then they found the crate but the kid wasn't in the crate anymore but then they kept looking and they found a bunch of cooked meatballs. and it was concluded that the meatballs were made of human and then I woke up before anyone found out anything sadly

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September 21, 2023

ok i had a crazy dream where I was dating rue from euphoria and I think we had just broken up and I was going out to like a restaurant with this guy who I was supposed to like pretend date and I felt really bad because me and rue just broke up and also I think he thought we were dating but I knew it was pretend. but then at the end of the date we were doing all these cute things like dancing and people were talking to us telling us how cute we were and by the end of the date I was like in love with him. but then we found out that rue was going to go on trial for drug use and we were like oh nooo so we went back to see her and this guy gave us like a vhs tape box (but it was big and it was a book inside) and it had instructions on how to like retrieve this like one item that would help rue win her case or whatever. and we were like ok we can't let the prosecutors know we have this bc we have to go get the item and we didn't want them to stop us. so we were going but then some people caught on and started like following us and we were going through this huge building and became like a full on chase and we were walking through this room with a bunch of glass stairs and the lady who owned the building was one of the ones chasing us and she was like "stop you will regret this" and then she snapped her fingers and all of the glass stairs started shattering and luckily me and the two people with me were able to get off the stairs but i think i dropped the book. and then alllllll of the stairs shattered including the ones that the people who were chasing us were standing on and the like the whole stair section just collapsed on top of all those people and it was like really really sad and tragic and all the people died. but then we were looking for the book and we like couldnt find it anywhere and we looked for so long and we couldn't find it so we were trying to just remember the instructions and we remembered we needed a drone so we a got one and then we were sitting down being sad and the book was somehow right next to us?!?!? so we found it which was great and we were reading the instructions and there were like keys and rubber bands that we needed and for part of it we had to go underwater at this like swamp and it was really weird and crazy. and im p sure we went back to the trial just in time but I woke up so idk what happened

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February 18, 2023

I had a dream where I was watching the life of this couple it was a guy and a girl and they were either divorced or like separated and they were fighting and kept going to different buildings bc they were trying to work things out. they had 2 kids both boys. one was like 3 or 4 and stayed with the dad and the other was like a few months old and stayed with the mom. and I was like driving with the dad for some reason and he was like the worst driver ever. and he ended up driving like into this outdoor mall and almost hitting another kid it was scary. but then i was in the mall and each store was a different scholarship that you could apply for and I went to this one scholarship and it was called isolate and it was a nature scholarship. but not nature like trees and stuff but nature like natural things. so this old lady took me on a tour through the store and there was like a placenta room where it was supposed to feel like you were in the womb again but the room was like HUGE and when you hit the walls you would bounce off it was really weird. and then she kept taking me on the tour and it all switched to be in this like huge mansion and it looked old but really nice. and the old lady kept taking me through each floor (there were 4 floors) and she was telling me like so many life stories and asking me questions about myself and she was really nice and I really liked her in the dream. and all the rooms were like crazy decorated it was so weird some of them were just open some of them were just normal bedrooms and like each floor had a different color theme. and I remember asking the lady if she lived there and she said she did and i remember being like sooo shocked but like amazed. also I remember I had to hold my hair up the whole time and that was v weird. and i remember i was standing in one of the open rooms and i tried to scare her and she didnt get scared and she said it was bc i was trying to be something im not. and then when we finished the tour we ended up on the bottom floor and she said I could just roam around so I went to one of the floors bc I remembered one of the rooms we passed and i wanted to go in. so i took the elevator then when I got to the floor it was dark and it was like a horror movie and there was only moonlight from the windows. and when I got closer to the room I could see in my mind what was happening and basically the couple from before was in there and they were fighting like hardcore. and they were also like having sex and I could see everything and for some reason it was really bloody and gorey. and the girl was like trying to seduce him and then he PEED on her. and he was peeing and it was bloody and really disgusting. and then the pee made her face and body burn and her skin was really bad. and then when she realized she was burned she burned him everywhere but his face and he had long hair and she hung him to the ceiling by his hair. and his eyes were like popping out of his head and it was actually so gross. and the lady came into the hallway and was like DONT go in there. and I was like yikes. and then I left. but then everything was kinda different and I was going to this school in London. and I originally had this roommate who was deaf and her name was montera. but I think she didn't like me so I ended up switching roommates to this other girl named Liz. and she was really really nice and we were like best friends. and she had also introduced me to this guy but I forgot his name but we were also really good friends. and I think Julianna came to the school and I was showing her around and introducing her to everyone and I felt really cool. anyways that's all I remember from my dream thanks for coming

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November 3rd, 2022 NAP DREAM

I had a dream where I was working but vons was in like a mall and after work I was talking to peyton and julianna outside and then this guy starts walking up to us and we were like oh no guys we gotta go and he grabbed all three of us but i escaped somehow and he just took peyton and julianna and then I ran inside and started running back to vons and I called them both twice to like confirm they were kidnapped and they didn't answer so I was like oh no. so I went back to vons but I was off the clock now and the president was there giving us a visit and she had like a system that I somehow knew the exact order of what she was doing. and then we had a basement in the bakery but in the basement we had rats and we knew it was bad bc the president would see them and Kyle kept asking me to help kill the rats and I'm like BRO I just witnessed a kidnapping. and when I woke up from my nap I was sooo worried about julianna and i thought she was actually taken. but I went back to sleep anyways and had another dream me and my Scotland Friends + julianna were in Scotland and we were talking about some kind of specific plant and how it was a weird drug that had a bunch of weird effects and then I fell into it and you guys just kept talking about it and it was so sticky on my clothes and then I got suuuuper high from it and I felt like I was gonna die and you guys just kept talking and I was really sad. but then we went back to the place we were staying at which was HUGE like a giant fancy hotel and I think it was at the airport and I was in my room w julianna and she kept asking me questions and the whole time I was like bro I'm so high I cannot think rn and then I woke up

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October 26, 2022

I had a dream where all my friends and all of juliannas friends were hanging out at some park but then all of her friends went back to csun and I was really mad bc julianna didn't tell me or anything and then she went got a haircut which we were supposed to do together and I was upset about that and THEN she also bought a new bathing suit without me which we were supposed to do together too and I was v mad and then she was like no it's not my fault it's GAVINS fault (idk who gavin was just one of her friends) and she were like yeah you should blame him and I was like bestie it's your fault u went shopping without me. also in the dream the place I was living was in the same building as her dorm somehow it was v weird but my friends were with me again inside my apartment or whatever it was and they were like omg wait one direction got hit by a bus outside and I was like omg I have to see this so I went down the elevator but then when it started going down it went right back up to the same floor I was just on and the doors opened and sad music was playing and everyone I was just with was holding a candle and they were all like autumn I'm so sorry for your loss and the sad music was playing this whole time. and I was really confused bc I was like what is happening rn I thought I was gonna go see 1D getting hit by a bus??? and I was walking towards to door to my house and I walked in and like 4 nurses were standing there and I saw that they were holding gravy (my build a bear) and I started crying bc he was DEAD and I was literally devastated. also in the dream my coworker Andy had invited me to this party and it was a barbeque and I really didn't want to go but I was like ok fine I will I guess but I was also in love with him and I went and some famous artist was there and I was asking her to like sign things for me and then this guy was like ok guys I'm gonna make a hamburger who wants one and I said me and then he made them but he didn't give them to us and I ended up getting one but I wasn't really hungry but it sounded really yummy so I went up to Jake and I was like bro do you want this and he was like yes and I was like oh I just want a bite of it tho. and he took it out of the bun and it had cheese on it and I said something like oh can you take the pickles off and he handed me all the pickles and I was like NO THE PICKLES and then he ate the entire burger and didn't let me have a bite and I was sad about it and that's all I remember

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September 22, 2022

I had a dream where me and abby and a bunch of my family members and enoch went to some kind of giant vacation home for some reason and there was some kind of party happening and he wouldn't leave so I told him he would have complete privacy upstairs and then he did that. then I found this finger vibrator that I told abby (or julianna? I literally don't know who it was) that we could go upstairs and use it and it was going to be good but then I remembered enoch was up there. then sissy came and everyone was going to go the beach and she had like these giant goggles that were connected to her phone which was really cool. then I got like a giant vibrator that was like good and I really wanted to use it and me and sissy were going upstairs to the room and the elevator was like weird and kept going weird ways. it also had the option to move left and right on different floors. so anyways we got to the floor and it looked like a concert hall it was giant but there was nobody there and I was like dang do they play music here and she was like yeah I looked it up. so then we went to our room and everything changed and it was like stardew valley when you sell stuff and I sold a bunch of like really expensive watches and got like 1.5 million dollars and it was v exciting and I was with the Scotland friends and I was like ok guys let's go out and we went out to a club which didn't have like anybody there and it was like a tiny spiral staircase and white cushioned walls and tons of different floors and rooms and they were all in the bar/club before me and I was trying to get in and the lady was like ummm are you 21 and then I like didn't resound and just went into the club and sat with them. then we did shots and someone suggested we do body shots and so we did. then I woke up

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August 29 2022

I had such a weird dream where I was stuck on an island with a bunch of other ppl and it was a p small island and the leader of our group was walking around exploring and we were all following her and she was being like super sus. like something would happen and we would be like yo this thing happened and she would be like no it didn't. so as we we were walking the ground started becoming kind of like quicksand consistently in certain parts and we were like woah that's weird. we were able to get out hands out but it was like you would push on the ground and it would become kinda slimy and movable. so of course the leader just like dismissed it but I went to some library and did my research and found a whole documentary about the island. apparently something like that had happened like years ago where the island became possessed with a ghost and the same things were happening. so I was freaking out and I did some more research and found out the ghost that was possessing the island could control animals too. and the ghost itself was some version of an animal. it was 2 cellular evolutionary stages of some kind of frog and they were called the polypod and the colycon. so I was like holy crap this is not ok and I went to tell the leader and she was like no that's not real but then the ground swallowed her and she also started possessing the island. then both of the ghosts summoned like an entire stampede of a bunch of different kinds of animals but they weren't attacking us they were just chilling and walking around. that's all I remember but I think that's like the most cohesive dream I've ever had

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Sat August 20, 2022

I had a dream where I was going to some really good high school and I was really tall and when I got there I had to call my mom to bring me tap shoes because apparently I was scheduled to tell a joke and do a tap dance on stage even tho idk how to tap dance and then I was crawling through these tiny red doors when I was supposed to go on stage and I got stuck and then someone was behind me and they were like yo you're about to have a baby and I was like what???? and then I kept trying to get on stage and the lady running it was like bro no ur gonna have a baby and then I literally gave birth right then and there and the baby's name was something really stupid like Dawson or Felix or something but then suddenly I was chilling in a room with all the people from this trip (Stephanie hope trent griffin) and then we had to do some contest where you open these cabinet and find as many things that were a certain color as possible and write them all down and all the colors were weird names like purplicious pink and ascending gold it was really weird and eventually I wrote a ton down and me and Stephanie ended up walking down the street to some restaurant for some reason and that's all I remember

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August 3rd, 2022

I had a dream where I was in some kind of old old fashioned house from like a hundred years ago that my mom lived in and I was helping her move out but it was like haunted and the piano started playing on its own but then we found out it was actually miss Natalie Garcia playing but it was like she was possessed and it was unctrollable and also in the dream I was in some kind of like open house at another super old house and I was with my friends and they were all like super high and kept messing with things in there and I was trying to investigate the house bc it was haunted and I found out that there was some kind of disease back then called something super weird like bayanol or something and it was a disease where people got really bad headaches and their faces started like fading away or like deteriorating and I was trying to collect info on it.

also at a different part of the dream I was at my house but it had like an extension on the outside and my stepdad kept like leaving and coming back I think to turn off the sprinklers? and then I was somewhere else but I had to like run back super fast and everything looked super weird and me and kara had to go to this other building and sleep on the roof of the building but it wasn't our first time there and Kara was trying to lay down but the roof kept sinking wherever she was and I was trying to get her to move bc ppl would know if their ceiling started sinking that we were up there so we ended up finding a strip of like a harder surface on the roof and we were trying to sleep there and then Kara was like what if they find us up here and I was like they won't but then they DID right after that a bunch of people came who we like knew but idk how it was from some kind of like group we were in like laser tag or something. and the ppl were like omg guys what's up why are you sleeping here that's illegal and then they were like mad at us and we were trying to run away but I think it was just me at this point and then I heard like on the news something crazy was happening and a bunch of people were panicking so I smoked a "double joint" which seems like it would be 2 joints 1 mouth but it was actually 1 joint 2 mouths (2 people) and it was weird it didn't do anything and then I went to like some house and it was revealed that I had a daughter?? she was like 3 or 4 and I asked jorge to babysit her bc he's good with kids and then he was like threatening to put her to bed early for some reason and I was like mad about that and then I found out that he hit my daughter and I was like so angry but I didn't say anything besides asking why and I dont remember what he said it was something along the lines of like well she said this to me and your mom was there and said that to me it was the only thing I could do and it was such a good reason that I ended up apologizing and hugging him but then he didn't apologize back for hitting her which made me so much more upset and then we started walking somewhere idk where or why

that's all I remember

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July 30, 2022

ok i just woke up from a dream where I was on my flight to Scotland and we got in a plane crash but it was only me and like a few other people on the plane but they were people I knew. so the plane crashed and for some reason we left and started exploring the forest and then we went back to the plane to look for a map bc we were lost and we looked around the main cabin for a while and couldn't find anything so I broke the wall at the front to try to get to the pilot area which the other ppl were like noo don't break the wall but I was like guys the plane already crashed in sure it's fine so I did it and then I found abby and joy in some kind of weird room on the plane?? idk but they had a map which was v helpful except that then we found out that we were in Canada for some reason not even close to Ireland. so we were exploring around the area again and I guess we found a guy that helped us or something but the next thing I remember was that we were attending school in Canada and I just kept wandering around bc I didn't care that much but then at the end I did care and the guy was rly mad at me for ignoring my classes but then I woke up

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May 20, 2022

I had a dream where a bunch of things happened but idk the other that they happened. like there was a part when I was in a two story building and I had to make sure the bottom floor had water bc they had to put out a fire and I had a lighter and was lighting the fire but not actually and there was a cannister of nitrogen which would put out the fire and it was weird. there was also a part where I was climbing a bunch of houses trying to get back into my house and there was a playground that was like haunting me it was creepy. also there was a part where I was sorting clothes and there was a bunch of dolls I had when I was a kid and it was me and julianna and Kara and we were looking at each other's dolls and it also had something to do with sharing Jesus. also at a part in the dream someone found out that kinkella was throwing a party and someone made an edit that said like "kinkella and I vibing at the party" with a picture of like two people singing karaoke and then "kinkella the next day asking me into his office..." with a picture of like a guy with sunglasses. and then the song that was playing was either like bad dubstep or like centuries by fall out boy

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March 23, 2022

I had a dream where I was going to the rodeo at TO but it was crazy and there was a gorilla there that was trying to feed me. She was alive and she was talking to me and she was like really caring and she was trying to make me eat this ramen. Then we found out that she was really poor and that she was only able to eat ramen so a bunch of people started offering to make her food and also a lot of people were offering to pickle fruit for her. Then we were trying to find her house and when we left TO we were walking on this bridge to get to the house but the bridge would like move up and down through the water and it was making me feel really sick so I had to stop. Also there were a bunch of waves in the water. So everyone else went to the house besides like me and like two other people. And they were sending boxes back from the house because I had to organize them and we had to save them because the lake was flooding and I don't know. And when I was organizing the boxes I found a map and I had already had a map from before from my class so I wanted to compare the maps so I did and they were both interactive so you can see everything that was happening. And on the maps a bunch of people were trying to take down our camp which was really messed up. And we were different from the people somehow like we were culturally different and so everyone like hated us. And then the people were trying to kill our camp and kill us. I don't remember what else happened in that part of the dream.

Then in a different part of the dream I was babysitting Cara and Corbin and Camilla but we were outside and Corbin we're trying to convince me that he was about to have sex. But I didn't believe him but then he did it in front of me but it involved him going into a blanket that he made. But like going inside like the threads like inside the blanket. And the whole time I had been crocheting a blanket and it had gotten really really big so my mom was trying to convince me to have sex with that blanket. And she was first trying to get me to stop crocheting the blanket so that it would stay one size so she was talking to my grandma and telling her about going to the beach or something but then I ended up having sex and it was really weird. It wasn't with anyone but there was a ghost involved I think. Then I think I got pregnant but I still don't know how and it was weird. Then I found out that the person that impregnated me was like God or something so the baby was also going to be God it was very weird. Also all my friends kept asking me when I was going to propose to Julianna because I got pregnant. But I didn't want to propose to her because that's crazy.

I don't remember anything else but there was another part of the dream where I was babysitting Cara and Corbin and Camilla again and we were playing some Pokemon themed Parkour Minecraft game and it was really weird and confusing.

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February 24th, 2022

I had a dream where I was at Moorpark and everyone in my archaeology class was there and we were sitting in a circle and we had this little rubber balloon that everyone was using to pee with. And we were passing it around the circle and like three people used it before me. But I didn't want to do it because it was weird so I tried to leave the circle to pee somewhere else. But then kinkella got really mad because I was supposed to be in the circle. Also there was something really top secret going on but it was like really weird and I don't know what it was but my friends had come to meet me at the school and they kept trying to read whatever the secret was and I kept getting mad at them and telling them not to read it but they didn't listen to me and they kept reading it. Then I was in the bathroom trying to pee and I couldn't like I just couldn't pee. And then everyone in the class got mad at me and they kicked me out of the class because I couldn't pee. Also in the dream me and Abby bought the same pants and they were so ugly. They were pink and had sequins on them and also had built in pills like birth control. Also Abigail was super short and it was so weird. Anyways then I woke up

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February 5, 2022

I had a dream where I got this medication for something and it was good it fixed all my problems idk it was just so good and also I think it was addictive and I feel like I'm addicted to it post dream. anyways in the dream I went to space and everything in space was freezing obv and I was going there for like school or something and we had to wear these special gloves but they were just the gloves that vons has for cold things but they were actually helpful unlike the ones at vons. so basically some other things happened but I don't really remember but now I'm awake and sad my life is so mundane

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January 12, 2022

I had a dream where I was in vons but it was kinda like a water park/maze and I was racing Trevor and it was meant to be done with a partner but I didn't have one and Trevor did and he basically lost on purpose but then wouldn't give me the prize for winning. so then I had to leave and I had to go home on a train with julianna and her mom. and there was some guy on the train who was like being really mean to this family and he was being homophobic and then I was like bro i have a girlfriend and she's right there and he totally got owned but then I felt really really bad bc i didn't know if her mom heard what I said. but then they got off the train so I never knew. but basically then we had to ride on top of the train and it was rly weird and I was at the front. also abby and Peyton and Kaitlin were there. but then these two guys on the train got off and started using cannons in the front of the train and we ended up at the train station inside of a cave. and the guys at the station didn't like us for some reason so they shut off the power so we couldn't escape. we decided to explore the cave so we went into this one area which was a child's room that was covered in like stalagmites and stalactites so there was a lot of lore. and then we went back to the train and everybody else was still exploring. the people wouldn't turn the power back on and they were being really mean. but then Kaitlin bribed them and gave them $2000 in cash so they turned the power back on and the train was going to leave in 6 minutes so we kept yelling for everyone and then everyone got on except Peyton and her friend so we kept calling her and she answered and she was really worried and Kaitlin ran out of cash to bribe the guys for more time and it was sad and then Peyton barely made it to the train and then we left and we ended up in a gift shop and it was rly weird.

also there was a part of the dream that involved swimming with body deformities like legs stuck together like a mermaid or stuck apart and can't move them and stuff like that idk it was rly weird.

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January 11, 2022

I had a dream about this really important guy who I was like investigating but he didn't know so I was basically just stalking him. and then he went to this casino which was basically an arcade you could make money from. so I was also at the casino and I was making a ton of money btw but it was all in pennies. and my older sister was there and so was her girlfriend but it was bad bc her girlfriend had a gambling addiction. so we were trying to help her bc yk she had a gambling addiction and so we went over to this one arcade machine and it was Mario kart and she was explaining to us how her addiction worked and it was basically that she felt bad for the Mario characters because they had just woken up or something so she would play until she won with each character. so anyways then the guy we were investigating left so we were following him and he left with a lady who mightve been my sisters girlfriend and he had to change his tire on his car but it was confusing bc he was in a hurry. that's all I remember from the dream but at some point corny collins from hairspray was there and he was singing.

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December 27th, 2021

ok i had this super weird dream where I was in like Canada or something but the top of Canada and above it there was another like continent. and it was me and like 6 other people and we all had powers. we were like on this like swampy island but it was swampy like magical pond with a waterfall and with tons of moss swampy. so the universe was ending and two of the people were arguing over how they wanted to run the universe so they each had versions of the universe that they wanted and one of them was like light reflecting off of millions of water droplets throughout the sky and it was really pretty and beautiful but the girl that was running it was like not a good person and she had a daughter who was also not a good person. and then the other version was this man and he was like an OK guy and his version was like black lines and it involved people being able to communicate with each other face to face even if they were like across the globe and there were so many black lines in the demonstration. and for some reason I had to choose which version we would have in the universe and I went to pick the one with the girl and her daughter and her magical version but then she stopped me and destroyed that version right before I picked it. so then all of the billions of water droplets started falling from the sky like rain and at first everyone in the world was really happy because it was raining but then it started flooding in tons and tons of places and it was really bad. so then we were stuck with the black lines and it sucked and everyone in the universe only had 1 job and it had to be fulfilled or else everything was catastrophic so it was like bad tbh and I was like the leader of everything above the other people and I went to this one little factory where they were creating like stuffed animals or something and it was so mundane and like torture because every single person there had to do whatever their job was like endlessly and there was no way out of it. I felt really bad for the people so I was helping them out a bit and they were all really mad at me for picking that version. there was a little bit more to the dream but I don't remember it and I woke up