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Part 3 of my bakery “enemies” au!

here’s the au tag!

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Part 2 of my bakery “enemies” au!

here’s the au tag!

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Part 1!

This uber-specific AU popped into my head and I wanted to share it!

I’m not sure what to call it. A bakery enemies AU? Suggestions would be appreciated.

Details/explanation under cut:

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I posted this but after waking up realized that I didn’t actually crop the first pic because I wanted to show off Marinette’s green eyeshadow. I tried to draw them wearing each other’s colour but meh.

My humor may be broken but my love for SpyAUs live strong

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Tiny Daydream

I just had a dream where Nino was trying to make comfortable places for Wayzz in his room and Wayzz was saying he was a simple dude, if he had somewhere warm and some water he was fine. And Nino was standing there all awkward and rubbing at his neck before saying, “Uh. Not to be like uh demeaning or anything but uh, do you just want a turtle tank?”

“Whats in a turtle tank?”

“Uh, like one side would have deep water thats filters and nice, and the other would have a heating lamp and a little like rock place for you to be under the lamp. If thats like insulting-”

“I would love a turtle tank. I want a turtle tank.”

“Do you want to go get one now?”

“Yes. I want that I want a tank.”

so they go to a pet store and Wayzz is so excited that this is a thing cause its perfect for him and Nino is thinking, “well uh youre a turtle so” but doesnt want to say that so he just blows his savings on a super sweet tank and Wayzz flies around excitedly while Nino is reading the instruction manual for the heating lamp, and then out of nowhere when Nino is setting all this up his dad walks in the room and is like “uuuuuuh wHY”

and Nino just fucking panics cause Wayzz is so out in the open staring wide eyed and he just says “I bought a turtle sorry.”

“You bought WHAT”

“Yes. I’ve bought a Turtle, ive always wanted one, look at him he’s cute.”

Wayzz instantly gets down on all fours, trying to stare blankly and munch on carrots or some shit, and the dad is like “That is the weirdest turtle ive ever seen”

“Its extremely rare its a- its a very rare breed of turtle the Antenna t-turtle. Only a handful left dad its my responsibility to nurture this endangered species-”

“You can’t just BUY A PET how much did all of this cost!?”

“It was my money dad ITS MY TURTLE”

and nino just has to bullshit everything and eventually his dad is like well fuck if its that endangered and you cant return it and his dad hangs out in the room for awhile watching Wayzz who sort of awkwardly waddles around until Nino is done filling his tank up and setting it up. Eventually his dad leaves and Wayzz and Nino trade a look like ‘i cant believe we got away with that’

and it turns out to be a blessing because now Ninos parents think he has a really weird pet turtle that he is weirdly attached too for some reason and sometimes carries around with him so as long as wayzz walks and doesnt fly he can pretty much just be around

and his parents are just like “Well at least hes into turtles and not drugs or something”

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Ni-NO. You’re not meant to make people draw parallels between you and your secret identity.

@thelastpilot

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Happy Valentine’s Day @m3owww​! Hope you enjoy it Phi!

Thanks to @eat0crow​ for organizing this exchange and Panda for helping me with the title!

Yes, I know I went overboard…

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Marinette remembered the first time she got something from her soulmate.

It was a battery, or so she found out when she showed it to her parents.

“Maman, what’s this?” She asked her mother as she showed her the black box-like battery.

“Where did you get this?” Sabine asked, taking it and examining, wondering where her 10 year old daughter got it. After all, she didn’t recall them buying it.

“I didn’t get it from anywhere. It just…appeared on my desk.” Marinette explained, watching as Sabine showed the box to her father.

“This looks like a camera battery.” Tom gave the battery back to Marinette, then looked at Sabine, watching as she connected the dots. “Seems like your soulmate might be into photography.”

“Soulmate?” Marinette asked, staring at the battery.

Soulmates. Only five percent of the world’s population had one or rather, the ability to find theirs. They came in various forms and at different ages, so it was always hard to know if you had a soulmate link, bond or mark.

As for the Dupain-Chengs, it seems like Tom and Sabine belonged to that five percent. Sabine and Tom found out they had soulmates when they met at a flea market in Paris. The two had noticed that the timer ticking on their wrist was edging closer to 0, causing them to panic. For the two believed that it was a timer that marked the death of their soulmate. 

As the two dashed to find a place to possibly cry at, the two crashed into each other, Tom catching Sabine by her wrist to prevent her from falling. As the two apologized, it was then that they found out that they were soulmates and that the timer was counting down to when they were going to meet. Upon realizing this, they both began to laugh.

Marinette asked them why her soulmate link wasn’t like theirs, Sabine explaining that each soulmate pair had a different bond. As for Marinette, it seemed to be a lost and found link.

If either of them lost anything, say a pencil, then the other will find it.

Sabine noticed that Marinette seemed skeptical of it.

“Try throwing out the battery out the window.”

“What? No!”

“Trust me.” And so Marinette did, after preparing herself for 10 minutes. When she went outside to look for it, it was gone.

Seeing as it was true, Marinette began to purposely lose items frequently, hoping that her soulmate would get the message that she knew about him. That she was eager to meet him. But despite her hard efforts, her items never went over to her soulmate, the items landing or staying in the spot Marinette had thrown at.

Because of this, whenever Marinette would try and show her friends her bond, they half-believed her. Only one straight up thought she made up the story to get attention: Chloe.

But then again, Chloe didn’t like anyone, so Marinette kept telling her friends of her various attempts, eagerly telling them how she couldn’t wait to meet them.

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Designer Marinette and personal assistant Adrien

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Season 2, The Gorilla episode: missed opportunity to make Ladrien happen hahaha Featuring retro Valentines from the 90s (because I’m a hoarder) and a pretty business card from La Super Marquette where I got the souvenir candy that is also in the picture.

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Talking about what NYC Marichat would have been like with @authenticcadence18 was too funny not to draw lol

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Team Miraculous PowerPoint Night!

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happy valentine’s day from the emptiest head in paris

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Imma be real this is the only thing I've been thinking about

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Happy Valentine's Day Everyone

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Thanks again @hawks27 for letting me use your post. Thought it was hilarious.

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Hope you have good one everybody

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Trying my hand at short, one-shot comics again haha! Here’s something I did, at a time where Ladybug has accepted that she was in-love with Adrien AND Chat Noir. Oh, and she gets a clue, and comes to a very intelligent conclusion

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this show has consumed me

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I had a need after talking about Adrien being left-handed/ambidextrous on the APS discord. So here’s a little fic snippet of Marinette finding out Chat Noir is ambidextrous because I really love this idea and now need more of it.

I might add this into one of my main fanfics later. ————————————————————-

“Do you have to stand over me like that?” Marinette grumbled, her pencil coming to an immediate stop. Chat stood over her shoulder, looking down at her open sketchbook. As soon as he saw her irritated expression though he backed away with a sheepish smile.

“Sorry, you looked like you were having fun so I wanted to see what you were drawing.”

She hid her fond smile by rolling her eyes. Chat’s curiosity was cute a lot of the time, but on occasion it was a little overbearing. Especially when she was trying to work on some of her designs. She eyed one of the pages she’d torn out of her book earlier, having already decided to scrap the design she’d drawn on it. Grabbing the page and a handful of colouring pencils, she thrusted them in his direction.

“Here, knock yourself out.” she said as she waved them at him. She’d meant it as a joke, to poke fun at how he was like a child that needed constant supervision and entertainment. But as she saw his shining green eyes widen in excitement she quickly knew he’d taken her seriously.

He hesitantly reached out for the paper and pencils, “Really? You don’t mind?”

“Uh…no. Not at all.” she answered awkwardly, now feeling a little guilty for trying to tease him as she saw his enthusiasm increase.

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