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*walks up to gay werewolf couple* which one of u borks and which one u boofs

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ITS £10 A PACK BITCH WE'RE BROKE

For a generation that claims they always want to die, millennials sure don’t smoke as much as they could.

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WAT

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If your Leftovers is singing, throw them away immediate. #expired

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Favorite line to use in an argument is “I don’t need to take this from someone who sucks toes.”

It shuts down anyone who does suck toes and completely and totally derails and confuses anyone who doesn’t.

Either way I win.

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#the smile #fucks me up #joy #goodness #ect

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dudes who cant shut up about how rational and smart and objective they are are always none of those things

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whats up everybody

I THINK

DOGS SHOULD

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me: im gonna make an effort to be more positive! no more negativity for this bitch!

me, immediately afterwards: i can’t believe these fries are unsalted im gonna fucking kill myself also i hate men

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true fear is knowing that at least one fucker on this hellsite wants to bang Pennywise the clown

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