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I am Merry Pop-inns and cones are really cool.
Ur mom
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lel
Pls no
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Why have medicine when you could have cones?
a doctor
or was it
dun dun coneeee
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Conversation
collin's fanfictions
Collin: they loved eachother, they we're perfect for one another..
Me: And then they died
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We're gonna make a cone, we're gonna do it. And it's gonna be huuuggee
Some orange guy with a toupee
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cones
me
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He is thinking about cones
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"Cones Will Not Be Discriminated Against Nor Be Defied Anymore"
Probably Maybe The President...
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"Cones are so good I love scones also."
Me
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"Cones=Greatness"
Most Probably Mary Poppins
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A Cone Destiny
Lilly woke up. She jolted out of her new brass bed. She couldn’t stand Suzanne Cone. She hated the cone family. Lilly always remembered Suzzane’s boyfriend Collin. She hated the way Collin looked at Suzzane’s best friend Kani. Kani was Lilly’s best friend anyway. Lilly hated Collin even though every time he looked at her she felt as light as air. “It isn’t love..” Lilly would say. As though trying to convince herself rather then convince others. Suzzane’s head was the shape of a cone. Lilly’s whole campus knew that Collin had a cone fetish. He wrote cone fan fiction. How did Lilly know this? She was part of the info club at her college. Lilly wanted to become a part time journalist when she was older. She knew that was the only part of her adulthood she would enjoy. Lilly hated every thing about being a teenager, she hated being in college. She hated everything. Well.. except for Kani. Kani would defend her. Kani would help her. She loved Kani. But in a different way than Collin. Lilly admired her. Kani was her only joy. Her only friend. Kani could never understand how Lilly felt. She couldn't and wouldn't. Lilly could barely even describe her own feelings for Kani.
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Cones
Suzanne: Collin?! What happened? Collin: You became a cone. Suzanne: oh.
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Cones Are The Greatest Achievement Of The Human Race
Your mum
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"Cones Are Good, Cones Are Great, Cones are something we Create."
The Almighty Cone
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