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framing paimon's paintings set 31 amber emoji 1 on my wall so i can touch the frame and stare melancholy for hours at a time

#seashell resonance #id in alt #amber hasn't had a single emoji since the very beginning of the game. like i think most every other characters gotten a few #granted amber hasn't had an appearance with substance since 1.0 </3 She still should've gotten some for shadows amidst snowstorms #it took over 3 years but she has an emoji that isn't in abject distress. amber mains take their wins where they can get them

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lotion is a substance that exists to make your skin not feel gross and dry by making your skin feel gross and wet <3

#textposts #knuckle and nailbed blood is unpleasant and all but oh my god #lotion on hands texture. Lotion on hands and trying to touch literally anything around you. and it never dries. #It never dries

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(2012 minecraft parody voice) I am mining... there are no blocks of sand.... you are digging down with me.... hand in unbreakable hand... and I hope we mine.... I hope we both mine.......

#textposts

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they should start making sour sweets that are actually sour again there's too many piss weak plain old sherbet that was waved near a lemon type sweets i want pure acid i want blood i want to suffer if the sour sweets don't blow my dick clean off then they're not worth it

#if i'm not crying tongue burning fighting for my life what's the point. #textposts

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in the club, straight up "thinkang it". and by "it", lets just say. my thouts

#textposts

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🥘 stillstainless following

full dishwasher kind of annoying actually. release me

🔲 tupperware follow

can we all agree that handwash onlys are attention seeking? you're using the same dish soap as the rest of us but you need a sponge bath because you're too good for a shower

🍳 cast-iron following

op some people will die if they're washed with soap at all. unlike certain plastic divas dishes that claim to be "top row only" like that makes a fucking difference.

🔲 tupperware follow

can you actually fuck off

🥣 countercandy mutuals

☕ mug-shots follow

i love being on the top row like you are NOTTT using me for coffee LMAOO

🐾 dogbowl follow

dusty ass

🍴silverwarewolf following

all tucked in. in my drawer. with my polycule <3

#and these takeout chopsticks too i guess #ok

🥡 lunchb0x follow

Excited for summer break 😃 Can't wait to see what kinds of mold i'll collect this year

#ForgottenAgain #BackpackGang #LockerGang

🔁cast-iron following

anonymous asked: Why are you whining about how other dishes like to be washed when you're literally covered in spaghetti stains

tupperware answered: what if i killed myself

🥤 papercup mutuals

WASP IN ME

#textposts #fake posts

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i could push the fuck out of that boulder but sisyphus could NEVER be the only person who washes dishes in a 4 person household

#i don't even mind it except for the fact the amount of plates that absolutely should have been scraped off before they were put in the sink #and the amount of bowls that should have been pre rinsed #And the chunks of what i can only assume is meat left to float in accumulated Pot Liquid #like i'll scrub some stubborn oatmeal out of a bowl but i'm not approaching the dishwater meat soup? why is there dishwater meat soup? #there doesn't have to be. there's a brighter path. You don't have to leave meat chunks in the sink. It doesn't have to be this way. #seashell resonance

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picture that makes you gain stamina

#imageposts #image described #clowns #image that makes me happy :]

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ive always thought loam was such a beautiful word. its ratio of soft consonants to vowels is incredible.

#textposts #loamy...

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im so dead tired of self aware genre fiction. i dont want the snarky knight or the brooding spaceman to joke about how overplayed something is. gimme back unashamed affect. gimme dudes speaking in thees and thous and starship captains making poignant speeches and shit and stop fucking worrying about being seen by critics or the general public as shlock

#textposts #Please. Kill the part of you that cringes.

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Love when you ask something that turns out to be a kinda stupid question, but it turns out the person you asked loves teaching. I walked past the very prominent bread slicer I’d never noticed at the grocery store to ask the person at the bakery to slice my bread, and she walked me right over to the bread slicer, but before I could get too embarrassed, she started such a passionate explanation of how the bread slicer works. She gave me a mini workshop on bread slicing. She was so jazzed to show me how to slice bread. Love encountering a natural teacher in the wild

#i'm an asker of stupid questions in every situation so the knowledge that there are people like this out there soothes me #textposts

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making alhaitham normal as fuck is the funniest shit hyv has ever done

#textposts #unironically their some guy characters are their best written ones 80% of the time. both in terms of comedic effect AND overall quality #like they could've made alhaitham the best scribe ever and focused more on his intelligence but they didn't which means they had to give hi #a personality #literally everything in his life has gone perfectly for him. he's a homeschool success story and i hate him for it. peak character

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[IMAGE DESCRIPTION: The original post is two cats, one a tabby and the other solid black, sitting side by side, taken from a high angle. They both look into the camera with their tongues stuck out; above them is text reading 'this is us being silly when we're together'. The reblog is a gif of bright red, flaming text, reading 'THE SILLY BROTHERS'. /END DESCRIPTION]

#imageposts #gif #image described #image described to the best of my abilities anyway #slimeshell resonance #sillyshell even

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✨A gentle lamb bleats in a single call, sweetly, meekly. The wind carries its voice through the fluttering of leaves and over mountain tops, across meadows where baby deer dwell under the shadow of their mothers.

Precious lambs you are, Sweet whispers...✨

[IMAGE DESCRIPTION: Two beautiful dark skinned sisters who are twins are seen looking softly at the viewer, resting in a meadow like area. They are wearing long white dresses. with short puffy sleeves on their shoulders. One sister relaxes her head on her sister's lap while the other supports her sisters head. A little baby lamb also lay beside the twins, one ear up while the other ear is down. The lamb's white wool almost blends into the white dress's the sisters are wearing. In the background,the sky is a soft shade of baby blue, no clouds are visible. And there is a mountain in the background that stretches to both sides of the picture and a few trees at a distance.]

#art #image described #OOOH this is so pretty #i love the brush textures and the faces... #and the shading on the fabric has me captivated Particularly the sleeves. i can never get how to make a sleeve look like a sleeve #but here the folds and shadows convey like. exactly what this dress would look and feel like #and the balance between lines and lineless! #and the proportions! the faces again because i can't stop looking at them! #this drawing is so wonderful omg

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It will last as long as it possibly can.

#oh i love when people draw lapis with sharp angles so so much #the colors on both of these are beautiful #the shading on phos' hair in particular is so cohesive and smooth #and it's like. certainly a detail to hone in on but the lighting on lapis' sleeve #it's small but it adds a lot #+ the mix of lined and lineless on phos looks so nice #especially in the hair again...and the balance of highlights! the perfect amount of strong highlights #taking NOTES on these #art #hnk #phosphophyllite #described

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phos !!

#this is so cute? #i love this style i love these colors #i love this drawing!!! #described #hnk #phosphophyllite

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Moon Phosphophyllite

#art #hnk #described #phosphophyllite #i LOVE these kinds of limited palettes #especially this specific shade of red #and something about the face is so charming here... #lovely art