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Guess what motherfuckers?? We now have free unlimited Patrols, Venoms hold 6, and, if leaks are accurate, Reavers are 10 points in the Codex!!! LET’S GOOOOOOO

Reavers are ten FUCKING points now, boys and girls and enbies!

TEN POINTS for a T4 2W 4+/6+++ model. That would be absolutely nuts if it was on infantry- but instead it’s on a model with 2 attacks base, an 18” move, S4 AP -1 attacks, and the ability to advance and charge.

TAFFY DOING VICTORY LAPS, HELLIONS BTFO

My new 2000 point army list is:

-Succubus on a Venom

-72 Reavers (yes, I own 72 Reavers. I have purchased many Gangs of Commorragh sets.)

-2 Razorwing Jetfighters

-2 Reapers

-2 squads of 5 Wyches

The succubus gets Hypex to help keep up with the Reavers, while the Wyches get Splintermind and Grave Lotus. That frees up the right drugs for the Reavers. The 3 squads running Blasters all get Painbringer, while the 3 squads without blasters get Serpentin x1 and Adrenalight x2.

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She’s so CUTE!!!

Shas’O Ano’Yen

i like to think she’s a (mech) test pilot :)

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Soberiety, also asks being odd

“10/10. I think I would literally die if I was forced to be sober, from the withdrawal.”

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Send my muse a fear you see them having, and they will rate it from 0-10 depending on how much it frightens them.

0 being “I’m not scared of that at all” to 10 being “NOPE NOPE NOPE”

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:O *touches* 

it

feels like a rock.

I don’t know what I expected.

You can touch it ONCE

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“Yeah, that’s right, I’m still around.”

“Where was I? Funny story, I got reclassified as a space heater due to a Departmento Munitorum mix-up. Took a few months to get the paperwork sorted and in the meantime I wasn’t allowed to place calls, because apparently space heaters aren’t supposed to do that.”

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Unfortunately- and this is a LONG STANDING pain point among Dark Eldar players, which is why I bring it up- the transport capacity of a Venom is 5, meaning it can’t hold both an HQ and a minimum squad of Troop choices.

Equally unfortunately, I can’t take Kabalites because in 9th edition, if you want to get your subfaction bonuses, Dark Eldar are required to take Wych Cults, Covens, and Kabals as separate detachments.

Reavers are ten FUCKING points now, boys and girls and enbies!

TEN POINTS for a T4 2W 4+/6+++ model. That would be absolutely nuts if it was on infantry- but instead it’s on a model with 2 attacks base, an 18” move, S4 AP -1 attacks, and the ability to advance and charge.

TAFFY DOING VICTORY LAPS, HELLIONS BTFO

My new 2000 point army list is:

-Succubus on a Venom

-72 Reavers (yes, I own 72 Reavers. I have purchased many Gangs of Commorragh sets.)

-2 Razorwing Jetfighters

-2 Reapers

-2 squads of 5 Wyches

The succubus gets Hypex to help keep up with the Reavers, while the Wyches get Splintermind and Grave Lotus. That frees up the right drugs for the Reavers. The 3 squads running Blasters all get Painbringer, while the 3 squads without blasters get Serpentin x1 and Adrenalight x2.

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Upon further thought, it might actually be worth it to drop the Wyches (or a Razorwing) in favor of taking 2 outrider detachments with 6x6 Reavers each. Your army isn’t Stratagem-heavy, and you could:

A) have more Adrenalight Reavers and more unit champions with power swords

B) Make your melee, non-blaster-carrying Reavers Red Grief, while giving your blaster squads, Razorwing, and Reapers Test of Skill (and one other custom trait as suits your tastes.)

C) Less morale problems

Reavers are ten FUCKING points now, boys and girls and enbies!

TEN POINTS for a T4 2W 4+/6+++ model. That would be absolutely nuts if it was on infantry- but instead it’s on a model with 2 attacks base, an 18” move, S4 AP -1 attacks, and the ability to advance and charge.

TAFFY DOING VICTORY LAPS, HELLIONS BTFO

My new 2000 point army list is:

-Succubus on a Venom

-72 Reavers (yes, I own 72 Reavers. I have purchased many Gangs of Commorragh sets.)

-2 Razorwing Jetfighters

-2 Reapers

-2 squads of 5 Wyches

The succubus gets Hypex to help keep up with the Reavers, while the Wyches get Splintermind and Grave Lotus. That frees up the right drugs for the Reavers. The 3 squads running Blasters all get Painbringer, while the 3 squads without blasters get Serpentin x1 and Adrenalight x2.

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Reavers are ten FUCKING points now, boys and girls and enbies!

TEN POINTS for a T4 2W 4+/6+++ model. That would be absolutely nuts if it was on infantry- but instead it’s on a model with 2 attacks base, an 18” move, S4 AP -1 attacks, and the ability to advance and charge.

TAFFY DOING VICTORY LAPS, HELLIONS BTFO

My new 2000 point army list is:

-Succubus on a Venom

-72 Reavers (yes, I own 72 Reavers. I have purchased many Gangs of Commorragh sets.)

-2 Razorwing Jetfighters

-2 Reapers

-2 squads of 5 Wyches

The succubus gets Hypex to help keep up with the Reavers, while the Wyches get Splintermind and Grave Lotus. That frees up the right drugs for the Reavers. The 3 squads running Blasters all get Painbringer, while the 3 squads without blasters get Serpentin x1 and Adrenalight x2.

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Oi! How do ya get yer fancy warbikez ta float like planez??

“There’s a honking big darklight reactor on it.”

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“Commorragh Mayoral Election update: Both Asdrubael Vects have promised a ridiculously non-peaceful failure to transfer power if they lose the election, things are growing extremely heated.”

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“Can’t believe that Asdrubael Vect murdered the entire audience of the Commorragh Mayoral Debate, what an amazing power move”

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February is a remembrancer attached to the 3rd fellowship of the Thousand Sons. She’s never cold and can tell time perfectly without having to look at a clock.

A woman of many talents, Feb can play the harmonica, knows card tricks, and is an avid radio enthusiast.

Did you know? In some areas of the Prosperine wastes, unexplained signals can be heard on any portable receiver. The sound of white noise, if persistent for more than nine minutes, can induce seizures.

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“The only person allowed to vote is Asdrubael Vect but voter fraud is extremely popular”

“Can’t wait for the Commorragh mayoral election where I get to choose between Asdrubael Vect and Asdrubael Vect but with an even bigger hat”

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“Can’t wait for the Commorragh mayoral election where I get to choose between Asdrubael Vect and Asdrubael Vect but with an even bigger hat”

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“Craftworlders be like We Shall Now Walk The Path Of Fun For The Allocated 15 Minutes, Children.”

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