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commonow · 7 years
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STRAIGHT PPL NEED TO STOP WRITING FANFICS
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commonow · 7 years
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Tim Blanks interview with Campbell in 1999
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commonow · 7 years
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When your sugar daddy gets into politics and you have to start making up speeches
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commonow · 7 years
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i don’t understand how this is an achievement, the third kitten didn’t grow at all
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commonow · 7 years
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tbh sometimes u just gotta let me be dramatic. bcos i Will get over it! but let me be dramatic first.
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commonow · 7 years
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She smelled like hand sanitizer, pure and reminiscent of a hospital.  Her lips were like marble, cold and smooth.  Her eyes were like a stop light, you wanted them to be green but they were red and occasionally yellow.
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commonow · 7 years
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Express yourself and your appearance in your own way. There is so much pressure to make your appearance fit a single mold nowadays that I think it’s good to try and remember that your appearance is for you and only you , so do what makes you comfortable
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commonow · 7 years
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It’s not stupid. I promise. It’s not stupid to turn into your 5 year old self and get happy beyond measure for the little things. It’s not stupid to be proud of yourself for completing a load of laundry and washing the dishes. You aren’t lame for patting yourself on the back when you chose a salad over a burger. You’re taking care of yourself and each victory - no matter how small - is worth celebrating. 
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commonow · 7 years
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The reason hitler and nazism was ever able to rise to power was that every time hitler did something the us and other world powers were just like “come on hitler :/ that’s not cool :/” instead of acting immediately we ended up with an entire world war that resulted in the deaths of millions of people, mainly Jewish people
So no sitting idly by while another fucking nazi group goes around saying shit like “are Jews people?” And “do we need a black race?” Is not the fucking answer. Sometimes you gotta punch a nazi in the fucking face so their wimp ass will be too afraid to show themselves in public for the foreseeable future
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commonow · 7 years
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me: *sends friend a message at 3 am*
friend: *responds*
me: woah woah there what are you doing up go the fuck to sleep this isn’t healthy
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commonow · 7 years
Conversation
psychic: *reads my mind*
me: coran coran the goregous man
psychic: what the fuck
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commonow · 7 years
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I love when brands throw shade and I love it even more that it’s Kylie Jenner
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commonow · 7 years
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Science side of tumblr, Why am i so tired?
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commonow · 7 years
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commonow · 7 years
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The pink hats were great — but the signs were even better
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commonow · 7 years
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escaped medical leech
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